The five habits of highly neurotic people
1. I make up silly songs with my pets' names. "Squeaky Pip. The little kitty with the rocket ship..." (to the tune of Baby Face). "Fuzz Butt, nuthin' but Fuzz Butt, nuthin' but Fuzz Butt, his butt has fuzz." (to the Theme from Star Wars). There are many more, but I like you folks so I won't subject you them.
2. I will not eat mayonnaise on anything. I will not eat the yolks of hard boiled eggs. Yet I love deviled eggs.
3. I drink Brown Cows, which are milk and Pepsi. It is critical that you pour the Pepsi in first and let the foam settle before adding the milk. Under no circumstance should you reuse your glass, as the milk residue will keep the foam from settling in the second serving.
4. I eat raw beef. Beef is best when warm, before it turns brown. It's especially good with some Lawry's Seasoned Salt.
5. I buy crafting products for which I have no use, and often have no skills to use them, because they're pretty.
2. I will not eat mayonnaise on anything. I will not eat the yolks of hard boiled eggs. Yet I love deviled eggs.
3. I drink Brown Cows, which are milk and Pepsi. It is critical that you pour the Pepsi in first and let the foam settle before adding the milk. Under no circumstance should you reuse your glass, as the milk residue will keep the foam from settling in the second serving.
4. I eat raw beef. Beef is best when warm, before it turns brown. It's especially good with some Lawry's Seasoned Salt.
5. I buy crafting products for which I have no use, and often have no skills to use them, because they're pretty.