The Further Porntastic Adventures of Ninja and Lady

[ladyblahblah]

I feel that I should note, as there were several cries for the last porny chat transcript to be written, that any and all of these bunnies are available for adoption.  (Those that aren't never get posted in the first place. XD)

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[primarycolors92]

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[ladyblahblah]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"And when we're holdin' hands it's like havin' sex to me."

Poor Spock. :(

*iz ded from laughing*

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[primarycolors92]

Oh, Spock ;)

God, a.k.a. JJ Abrams, has a keyboard cameo in one of their vids that might revive you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo&feature=channel

I want someone to make a Kirk-centric fanvid to "Like a Boss" so badly!

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[ninjaboots]

I feel that this song would give Jim deeply unfortunate ideas. THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE MENTAL IMAGE OF JIM SNEAKILY ATTEMPTING TO SEX UP SPOCK'S HANDS IN PUBLIC.

[ladyblahblah]

Hee! Glad you enjoyed it, bb. Um. Sorry about the panty-melting. (Okay not really.)

[ninjaboots]

Professor!Spock has a slightly distressing habit of spontaneously combusting panties wherever he goes. He can't help it, really, it's a chronic condition he has.

[carmanne]

That whole serial killer via porn thing?

...Sign me up to be a victim please. Because if "dying" means "more of this freaking insane hotness," then I'm totally game.

[carmanne]

DAMMIT I was going to say more, but getting brain function back again is difficult after such ridiculous levels of awesome.

What I was going to say was-- I think it would be difficult to find someone who didn't have a kink for Professor Spock in a tweed jacket and elbow patches, because unf. Also, the Internet should demand rimming always more often.

[ladyblahblah]

YES! Let us all indulge in our academia fetish! (I like to think that Professor Spock finds this jacket quite practical--the tweed provides adequate insulation from the San Francisco chill, and it is preemptively reinforced at the points of greatest strain and wear. Remarkably logical for a garment of Human design.)

. . . Your icon is making me go to a happy place, btw.

[carmanne]

:D Thanks for the icon love-- I smile a little bit every time I use it.

Also, I think Jim and I agree that 98% of the logic inherent in the tweed jacket is how sexy Spock looks in it.

[dacaktty]

I...I'm completely torn between being a brainless puddle of melted porn victim and laughing hysterically at your antics. All it got me was a strangled squeak and being dumped out of my computer chair onto the floor. My ass is sore, and not in a fun way, and my brain is possibly leaking out of my ears >_>

more please =D

[ladyblahblah]

We do endeavor to entertain, bb. XD True, we're mostly entertaining ourselves, but we're happy to take you along with us!

[ninjaboots]

Both of those reaction are probably entirely valid. I frequently find myself melting at some of ladyblahblah 's pr0nzings mid-antic, if it makes you feel any better.

[ladyblahblah]

*has fallen victim to the ST-Pr0n-Ripper, aka Ninja*

BEST. NAME. EVER.

[ninjaboots]

I'm not sure whether to be startled and terrified or very amused that I have a serial killer name. I feel that this means I have to live up to it!

Do serial killers get performance anxiety?