The Further Porntastic Adventures of Ninja and Lady

Jun 04, 2010 11:35

I feel that I should note, as there were several cries for the last porny chat transcript to be written, that any and all of these bunnies are available for adoption.  (Those that aren't never get posted in the first place. XD)

Okay, so this one started out with talking about Professor Spock, visiting guest lecturer from the VSA.  For those of you who require a visual aide, cannedebonbon generously drew the most perfect picture ever.  HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.



(Yes, those are glasses.  Yes, that is a tweed jacket with elbow patches.  Don't judge my kinks, man.)

Anyway, we began with a perfectly innocent conversation about how wicked hot Professor Spock is, and then ninjaboots had to go and get all dirty.  I kind of love her.

[23:55] Lady: *smacks internet*
[23:56] Ninja: (am visualizing internet as kirk, and smacking as spanking)
[23:56] Lady: (excellent)
[23:57] Lady: *goes back to thinking about cadet!kirk making plans to muss up professor!spock*
[23:58] Ninja: coincidentally, i am thinking of professor!spock contemplating ways to wipe that smirk off cadet!kirk's face
[23:58] Lady: hee!
[23:58] Lady: i imagine the one would quickly evolve into the other
[23:59] Ninja: yup. i imagine once kirk has provoked his hot vulcan professor into losing his cool he'll find that he's lost control of the situation in fairly short order.
[23:59] Lady: cadet!kirk would start out attempting to muss him up, and then professor!spock would get flustered, and then he'd decide that this is NOT APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR for a cadet, and then there would eventually be smexings
[00:00] Lady: mmmm, and now i'm picturing the progression of events
[00:00] Ninja: professor!spock will decide that it is difficult to smirk when one's mouth is full
[00:00] Lady: starting with jim deciding he's gotta get him some vulcan smex, and plotting how best to seduce spock
[00:01] Ninja: either that or spock will decide that what cadet kirk really needs is a S
[00:01] Ninja: oops
[00:01] Ninja: spanking
[00:01] Lady: professor spock, meanwhile, is first insensible of cadet kirk's intentions, and then flustered when he finally catches on
[00:02] Lady: (and i have faith that jim could still manage to smirk with his mouth full. he's had lots of practice.)
[00:02] Ninja: (hence the need for a good spanking!)
[00:03] Lady: and he'd be all, "i require time to consider your proposal", and jim would smirk and flirt some more and tell him not to take too long and walk off tossing a blatantly invitational glance over his shoulder
[00:03] Lady: meanwhile professor spock would take several days to consider what cadet kirk has suggested, and weigh the pros and cons, and possibly draw up complex lists and involve math somehow
[00:04] Lady: until he finally comes to the conclusion that yes, he is inclined to admit the merits of the cadet's suggestions, and tracks him down
[00:05] Ninja: and what is the fine cadet doing when spock finds him?
[00:05] Lady: oh, probably something that highlights his intelligence. computer coding, perhaps, all alone in the lab late at night.
[00:06] Lady: only instead of the flustered, uncertain, nerdy professor jim has been coming on to all semester, he instead finds himself with a vulcan who has firmly made up his mind and is now dedicated to his chosen course of action.
[00:06] Ninja: yes!
[00:07] Ninja: possibly he has determined the optimum course of events and has no patience for jim attempting to switch things around
[00:07] Lady: and jim . . . does not quite know how to react to this, but then he doesn't really have much of a chance to think it over before spock has him pinned against a convenient surface
[00:08] Lady: "you desired sexual intercourse, did you not? I have decided that i am amenable to fulfilling that desire. you need not concern yourself; i have brought what is necessary for preparation."
[00:09] Ninja: and god, jim had known that vulcans were strong, but having spock casually lift him onto the table like that is--well, holy shit.
[00:10] Lady: and now spock is carefully removing his glasses and folding them up, tucking them into his jacket's inside pocket, and FUCK, why is that hot?
[00:10] Lady: jim's pretty sure that shouldn't be hot
[00:11] Ninja: that sort of intense, calm deliberation is ALWAYS HOT, jim
[00:12] Lady: and the fact that he's casually asking jim if there's a position he prefers as he does so is just . . . unfair. jim's reasonably certain that's somehow unfair, but he can't get his brain to function enough to come up with any specifics
[00:12] Ninja: hee! jim attempting to find words to answer that one is a terribly amusing mental image
[00:14] Lady: that's okay, he doesn't really need to. spock' got a very clear mental image as soon as he asked the question.
[00:15] Ninja: oh, UNFF
[00:15] Ninja: dare i ask what it was?
[00:15] Lady: umm . . .
[00:15] Lady: ask jim? o.o
[00:15] Lady: *ponders*
[00:15] Lady: *ponders some more*
[00:15] Ninja: and i quite like the idea of spock nodding once, sharply, and saying 'acceptable'
[00:16] Ninja: perhaps jim has always envisioned being bent over spock's desk, and is transposing to the table?
[00:16] Lady: i . . . was actually just going to say that XD
[00:16] Ninja: (because i will not lie, jim bent over spock's desk is hotter than hell)
[00:17] Lady: (so very, very true)
[00:18] Lady: though i'm usually a big proponent of face-to-face smexings, i think at least the first time jim would want to fulfill that fantasy
[00:18] Lady: and spock would go with it, but i think next time he'd insist on being able to watch jim's pretty blue eyes as spock completely unravels his mind
[00:18] Ninja: or the fantasy would immediately flash into his brain and spock would deem it an acceptable beginning and simply flip jim onto his stomach over the table
[00:19] Lady: hnnnngggghhhh
[00:19] Lady: AND THEN THE RIMMING BEGINS
[00:19] Lady: *ahem*
[00:19] Lady: um
[00:19] Lady: *glances around*
[00:19] Lady: wow, that was weird, wonder who said that? *runs away*
[00:19] Ninja: and then he could pause to admire jim's ass, smooth his palm over it, and--spank, sharply. just twice.
[00:21] Ninja: and when jim made a startled yelp and reared up, spock would plant a hand in the centre of his back and tell him 'your posterior is attractive in this position. at a later date, i would be amenable to indulging in the continuance of this disciplinary fantasy of yours.' and while jim was still beet red and stammering, fumbling for something to say, THE RIMMING WOULD BEGIN
[00:22] Ninja: (huh, weird, the voice did it to me too. . .)
[00:23] Lady: (clearly the internet itself has a rimming kink and is hijacking our computers to interject its demands. okay, internet, you win. we'll indulge you this once.)
[00:23] Ninja: (we know who's in charge here)
[00:24] Ninja: (because seriously, spanking and rimming? those aren't my kinks at all, no, no.)
[00:25] Lady: spock has never considered this particular sexual act before, but jim's fantasies are persistent, and spock quite enjoys the noises he makes when spock's tongue starts sliding over him
[00:25] Lady: i also feel that he would insist on jim calling him 'professor' and would always call him 'cadet'
[00:26] Ninja: and he would insist on it in that dark, husky murmur that melts jim's brain
[00:26] Ninja: and if jim forgot and called him spock, he could spank him again!
[00:27] Lady: "you will address me with the respect that my position demands." (innuendo? NEVER!)
[00:27] Ninja: heee, double-meaning!
[00:28] Ninja: and then when jim starts calling him sir? spock gives this little rumble of approval, and jim can feel it, deep and growly in his chest
[00:30] Lady: "you are performing admirably, cadet. i ask that you continue to exhibit patience."
[00:30] Lady: and then spock's tongue slides -inside- him, and jim KEENS
[00:31] Ninja: and jim wonders wildly in one of his scattered, fleeting moments of lucidity just when he lost all control of his, when he gave his body over to professor spock to play like an instrument
[00:31] Ninja: (btw, 'his'='this' there)
[00:32] Lady: (naturally -_-)
[00:33] Ninja: but mostly he can't think at all, can only try desperately to push back onto the hot, wet, flickering pressure that is sending electric bolts of sensation up his spine
[00:33] Lady: and it -is- hot. it's like having a flame inside of him, if flame could also be wet and soft and -really fucking flexible- all at the same time
[00:34] Ninja: and no matter how hard he bucks, how wantonly and desperately he whimpers, he can't move at all, can't escape those implacable iron hands or that perfect, maddening tongue. he knows, dizzily, that he'll have bruises tomorrow in the shape of long, elegant fingers, and the thought makes him keen
[00:35] Lady: but as much as he loves this--and he does, he REALLY, REALLY DOES--he becomes aware at some point that he's begging spock to please, stop teasing him and fuck him already, -please-
[00:35] Lady: huh. wonder how long that's been going on.
[00:37] Ninja: he's lost all sense of time now--it may have been moments or hours or several years since spock started fucking him open with his tongue, and jim doesn't really care
[00:37] Ninja: all he knows is that it's perfect and sublime and not nearly enough, and he needs it, oh god
[00:40] Lady: and spock, fucking bastard telepathic sadist, seems to know -exactly- how much jim can take without going completely mad, because he just -keeps going- past every point where jim thinks he just can't take it anymore. and then he's sure, sure that if spock doesn't fuck him -now- his mind is actually going to snap, and it's only then that spock pulls back and slides slick fingers inside to stretch him that last final bit.
[00:42] Ninja: he's fairly sure his mind -has- snapped when spock starts to speak, because words, thought, hell, even breathing seem to be way beyond him now.
[00:44] Ninja: it shouldn't be so desperately, deeply hot to hear his vulcan professor rasp 'it is fortunate that the elasticity of your anal tunnel allows you to open so readily, cadet. i will instruct you in your proper usage now.'
[00:45] Lady: *iz ded*
[00:46] Ninja: and all the while those strong, slender fingers are twisting and stroking and prodding so deeply inside him that jim can't do anything but whine
[00:48] Lady: when those fingers finally withdraw, there's a handful of seconds where there's nothing inside of him at all and very nearly panics. he's suddenly terrified that spock's changed his mind, that he's going to withdraw and leave jim a helpless, mindless mass of unfulfilled need
[00:49] Lady: but then there's pressure against him again as spock begins to push his cock inside, and the heat of his body is like a furnace and jim has never in his life felt anything as exquisitely perfect as this
[00:52] Ninja: one hand is holding his hips effortlessly still and the other plants itself by his shoulder as spock leans across his back, drenching jim in heat and spice and spock. there is an indrawn breath next to his ear that is edged ever so faintly with a snarl, and then a tongue, like a lick of rasping fire into the shell.
[00:53] Ninja: spock holds them both motionless for a long moment as jim pants against the needy whine climbing his throat, and then whispers 'your body is most pleasing'
[00:53] Ninja: jim has time for one moment of unreasoning pleasure and pride at this approval, and then spock begins to thrust
[00:54] Lady: *iz ded again*
[00:54] Ninja: i never knew killing was such fun
[00:56] Lady: and despite his best efforts jim starts to lose his sense of time again, which will probably piss him off when he can think again, because he wants to remember every mind-shattering moment of spock pounding into him, holding him in place as easily as if jim were a doll. and fuck, FUCK, the thought of spock using him like that shouldn't make his cock jump like that. but you try telling it that; jim can't do a thing with it.
[00:56] Ninja: (giggling inappropriately now)
[01:00] Lady: and some tiny part of jim's brain that's still miraculously functional is wondering how this is going to change things, if he maybe won't be able to talk to spock about warp field physics and the properties of black holes and event horizons and the like anymore. he wishes he could have both; spock is the most stimulating person of his acquaintance in just about every sense, and while jim sure as hell won't regret this he might be a little bit wistful over the parts of spock he's lost.
[01:00] Lady: (BECAUSE PINING!JIM IS MY FAVORITE AND I SHALL HAVE HIM!)
[01:01] Ninja: (NO, BB, SPOCK WILL HAVE HIM, AND THEN HE WILL HAVE HIM ON HIS KNEES AND THEN OVER HIS DESK, AND THEN HE WILL HAVE HIM AS SPOCK MAKES HIM RECITE THE PERIODIC TABLE)
[01:01] Lady: (THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE COMPROMISE)
[01:01] Ninja: (\i/)
[01:01] Ninja: (erm. uh. oops.)
[01:02] Lady: (hee)
[01:02] Lady: (okay, i'm glad that's not just an internetz symbol i'm somehow unfamiliar with)
[01:04] Ninja: and then spock -snarls- and the hand on jim's hip slides around to his lower belly and lifts until jim's hips are suspended in the air as spock ruts into his ass with long, powerful thrusts that batter directly against his prostate
[01:04] Lady: . . . . O_O
[01:04] Lady: fkdjs;lafjea
[01:05] Ninja: jim -wails-, and moans helplessly as spock's voice slides like smoky scotch over his ears again, dark and intense and -angry-
[01:05] Ninja: 'you will not think of leaving me while i am still inside you!'
[01:06] Lady: see, you keep waiting until i've been resurrected and then killing me again. it's a bit mean.
[01:06] Lady: *perishes*
[01:06] Ninja: i am discovering latent sadistic tendencies, what can i say
[01:07] Ninja: i'm thinking about trying out a new career: serial killer via porn.
[01:07] Ninja: whatcha think?
[01:07] Lady: hee!
[01:07] Lady: i think it's definitely worth a shot.
[01:07] Lady: i will volunteer to be your first attempted victim
[01:07] Lady: because . . . y'know . . . i care about your future.
[01:08] Ninja: future, schmuture. more to the point, angry spock is angry and is pounding a helpless jim over a table.
[01:08] Ninja: now you have to tell me what happens next!
[01:08] Ninja: ^_^
[01:08] Lady: but my brain has melted out my ears!
[01:08] Lady: *tries to mop it up and wring the next bit out*
[01:09] Ninja: bb, it is not brains that we are using to write this shamelessly filthy and self-indulgent porn. or if it is, i think i've been doing it wrong
[01:10] Lady: and jim manages through some genuine miracle to regain his grasp on the language centers of his brain to moan out, "i wasn't--oh GOD, i didn't, spock--"
[01:10] Lady: the slap that lands against his ass then isn't anywhere near as gentle as the previous ones.
[01:11] Lady: "you did not, PROFESSOR."
[01:11] Ninja: (*whimpers*, oh god)
[01:11] Lady: (*steals your sadistic delight*)
[01:13] Lady: "p-please . . . sir, professor spock, i don't . . . FUCK, OH GOD PLEASE--i don't want to . . . to leeeeeeeave--"
[01:16] Lady: he can't keep the words thing going, though, and is profoundly grateful that spock seems to understand the thoughts that underlay his language!fail. not that spock stops or even eases up, but jim feels a shudder run through the length of that long, lean body, and spock's breath ghosts out over jim's skin on a shaky exhale. teeth scrape warningly against the back of his neck, and a hot tongue darts out to sweep up the sweat that's collected there.
[01:16] Ninja: "it has come to my attention that you require copious amounts of personal mentoring, cadet kirk," spock growls without even a break in his voice or the rhythm of his hips, damn him, "and i am disappointed to learn that you think you may avoid future one-on-one tutorials merely," a particularly sharp thrust as spock lowers him to the table again, leaving his hips canted in the air at the perfect
[01:17] Ninja: perfect angle for prostate abuse, "via," and jim can hear himself moaning, loud and helpless and continuous, "intercourse."
[01:18] Ninja: "do you understand me, cadet?"
[01:20] Lady: jim wants to answer, he really does, he wants to please spock right now more than he's ever wanted anything. but he -doesn't- understand; he can't, not with spock systematically destroying his ability to think at all.
[01:22] Ninja: and how spock expects this of him is beyong his ability to comprehend, jim is hurtling towards the point of no return at breakneck speed as that thick cock pistons into him again and again and he can't think, can only feel the sweet glide and burn and lightning
[01:23] Ninja: and he's almost there, almost, almost--and just as he begins to tip over, inhumanly hot, strong fingers close around the base of his cock
[01:24] Lady: "in more explicit terms: vulcans are not generally prone to taking casual sexual partners. you offered yourself for my pleasure, i am unwilling to relinquish my claim on you. as a great portion of your appeal lies in your intelligence and the unpredictable brilliance of your thought patterns, nor do i find myself inclined to relinquish my rights to frequent intellectual intercourse." and spock gives a half-strangled moan as his hand wraps around jim's cock, and he murmurs, "i believe i would like to hear you scream for me now, cadet."
[01:24] Ninja: ohhhhhhh, i like that bit better
[01:24] Ninja: i think my extremities have melted
[01:24] Lady: heeee
[01:25] Lady: i'm a fan of anytime spock commands jim to scream -_-
[01:25] Lady: and of course, cadet kirk is very obedient
[01:25] Lady: . . . when he can't help himself anyway
[01:25] Ninja: ohhhh yes. i was just going to have spock not let jim come until he stated that he understood professor, yes sir, he would do as was told.
[01:25] Lady: hee!
[01:26] Lady: i figure spock is willing to take his sweet time extracting that promise from jim. if it takes repeated aggressive encounters in which spock is required to sexually dominate him, so be it.

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