Late Night Conversation with Daddy
"Has your cat downloaded any kittens yet?"
" ... not yet ..."
"I don't think it's really pregnant."
"No, she really is."
"Well then she's got the gestation period of a gorilla. You had that cat long enough now that you had her when she MET her boyfriend. I think it's got you duped. You think you're feeding 7, but you're really just feeding one little piggy cat. Look at Leonardo ... he's been pregnant for years! Are you even sure it's a girl-cat? It can be hard to tell on some of these things. Fur and all."
" ... not yet ..."
"I don't think it's really pregnant."
"No, she really is."
"Well then she's got the gestation period of a gorilla. You had that cat long enough now that you had her when she MET her boyfriend. I think it's got you duped. You think you're feeding 7, but you're really just feeding one little piggy cat. Look at Leonardo ... he's been pregnant for years! Are you even sure it's a girl-cat? It can be hard to tell on some of these things. Fur and all."