OH HAI THAR. Not done with HBP yet, NYAHA. (part 1 of 2)
Or 2 of 3, if you count my first review.
"Take Weasley with you, he looks far too happy over there."
RON R PUNCHING BAG - I've just realized. In the GoF, Snape hit Ron over the head with some parchment. In OoTP, Snape hit Ron over the head with some parchment again. In HBP, Ron gets hit with BOOKS -BOOOOOOKS- by the two people who are supposedly his best friends. Discuss.
DRACO'S SEX HAIR OMG. - Okay, so it's Potions hair, but WTF I heart.
NOT YOU, RICHARD HARRIS! - Evil joke, I'm sorry. Anytime Gambon!Dumbledore mentioned knowing anything about Harris!Dumbledore's activities and experiences in the first two movies, especially the one about Harry giving Dumbledore the diary in movie two! his 2nd year. Bad me.
HARRY/HERMIONE - WE CAN SEE YOU! - Apparently, the idea was to set up Ron's insecurity and jealousy of Harry and Hermione in DH, so they spend a lot of time together in this movie, and a lot of people in this movie point it out for the audience, so that when they go to see DH part 1 in 2010, they'll get it. Clever.
PS - 7TH YEAR!RIDDLE R HAWT. - Ahem. That is all.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT TOM... - "I can make people hurt...I can move things without touching them...PS - HU U?"
"I CAN SPEAK TO SNAKES..." - I LOVE the fact that they didn't show Dumbledore answering the question. Ominous, disturbing, and it really makes you wonder.
"DO YOU WANT ME TO LET HIM?" - I liked that whole dialogue, starting with "You said Professor Slughorn would want to collect me." I thought that was really good on Kloves part. But then me and hibimaosuki also agree that "Do you want me to let him?" "...Yes." was pretty dang ghei.
FELTZ + APPLE = ADORKABLE. - Male version of Snow White though?
"SHUT IT!!!1!1!!1!" - At least, that's how much volume Bonnie Wright should've put into it, IMO.
GANDALF R DUMBLEDORE?! - Has anyone else noticed how Gambon!Dumbledore actually looks like McKellen!Gandalf after a while?
SMUG POST-TRYOUTS RON IS SMUG - And I love him.
"NOT BLOODY LIKELY" IS THE NEW "BLOODY HELL." - Obviously.
GINNY U TRAITOR - Who the hell's side are you on? Why'd you grab the book from Harry?! TRAITOR.
WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE'S SCRIBBLINGS WERE ACTUALLY ALAN RICKMAN'S HANDWRITING? - I think so.
"Anyone fancy a butterbeer?" - No, but I fancy you! Cheesy line, move along, move along...
DRACO GOING INTO GIRLS' LOO XD.
HARRY Y U NOT REACT. - IMO, Harry should've agreed vehemently about watching Ginny and Dean snogging when Ron said something about it.
"Good to see you, Wallaby..."
LOL HERMIONE'S "GOT BUTTERBEER?" AD. - I liked Emma's look of almost-longing, as if she was thinking "why couldn't he just kissed the froth-stache of me?" XD
KATIE'S NON-SCREAM - I think the screaming could've been louder, and more high-pitched. Loved the crazy eyes though. Funny how Hagrid was suddenly RYT THAR. PS - DRACO DOLL IN GIRL CLOTHES XDDDD. (copyright Rotae.)
"You jusssst...know." - And I Alan-gasmed big time.
YAY SKIN CONVERSATION. - One of the best Ron and Harry conversations EVER.
"My parents are dentists." - "And is that considered a...dangerous occupation?" SLUGHORN FTW.
AT EASE, SOLDIER. - I don't much like the cheeziness that is Harry/Ginny in this movie, but I love how Harry actually STANDS when Ginny enters Slughorn's office. Double entendre? Nice going, David Yates and Steve Kloves. I C WUT U DID THAR.
GUILT TRIP!HARRY IS WIN IN WEIRD WAY. - I just wanted to know what you told Tom Riddle, Prof Slughorn. PS - He killed my parents.
RON Y U HAVE HARRY'S EYES. - Rupert has beautiful eyes. Unfortunately, those are exactly the eyes I imagined Harry having. XD
LUNA'S LION HAT FTW PART 2.
QUIDDITCH GAME YAY. - I love Hermione's reactions to Ron in this.
AS A MATTER OF FACT... - I love how matter-of-factly Harry called Hermione out on the Confundus Charm.
"...Oppugno." - I wanted those canaries to have been more like killer!Tweety, that would've been good.
"...Feels like this." - Damn good line. Waterworks.
VOYEUR DRACO PART 2.
"...It's chemical." - XDDDDDDDD
"It's why I wear shoes to bed." - WIN LINE.
DRACO SEX FACE OMG. - The look on his face when he's concentrating on getting into the Room Of Hidden Things is almost orgasmic. OMG DUN TELL HIM I SED DAT.
LOL PICTURE-TAKING.
"YEAH, YEAH." "Yeah."
"...Dragon balls." - And I think that's all that needs to be said about that.
"SEE YA WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA." - I find it so hilarious that Harry tries to duck and run away from unamused, puked-on Snape. "You've just earned yourself a month's worth of detenion, McLaggenNOT. So quick, Potter." LOL ALAN. U WIN INTARWEBZ for doing that line the way you did, leik thisclose.
"Traveling where?" - Talk to the cape, Potter, coz my greasy hair dun wana listen no more.
SNAPE BB Y U SO VIOLENT. - OMG Alan growled. ::Major Alan-gasm.:: PS - "Let me. Assist you." HOLY CRAP KLOVES WAT U DO?!
TRAIN! CHRISTMAS! LONKS AND TUPIN! - Ahem.
"My lips are getting chapped, look!" - AND LEAN IN FOR ALMOST KISS. "I'll take your word for it!" XD
OMG THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. - The R/T fangirl in me LOVES it everytime he looks at her when he's talking to her...That, and I ♥ David Thewlis.
REEL IT IN, REMUS. - I love that little hanging of his head, like he's realized he's getting too angry, after the "If we start fighting amongst ourselves" line. AND THEN HE LOOKS TO TONKS FOR SUPPORT/COMFORT/HELP OMG, which, I realize now, is why Tonks gets up in the first place. If that isn't Marry-Me kind of love, I don't know what is. Thank you, Kloves, thank you VERY much. For R/T fans EVERYWHERE.
PS - "BLINDED BY HATRED"? < "You're determined to hate him." I'm not sure they kept that line in, but if they didn't...they should have.
LOOOOOOL CUPCAKE.
WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THE VANISHING CABINET IN B&B PART 2.
"Sweetheart?" - MEEEEEEEEEEELT.
MY WOLVIE SENSES ARE TINGLING. - I wonder if that's Greyback he's smelling. He's probably very sensitive to the smell of uninviteds, especially werewolf uninviteds...Oh wait, he's a werewolf, not a pregnant woman.
DAVID YATES R GREEN. - I'm pretty sure he had Ginny tying Harry's shoes JUST to give us that image of Ginny kneeling in front of Harry. JUST for that.
GREYBACK, Y SO CREEPY. - Fellow LOST fans will know why I half-expected a dog to come bounding out from the wheat when Ginny went, "...Harry?"
LOL SHE SAID BLOODY. - I think when Hermione said "You're bloody lucky you weren't killed," that was officially the very first time she actually used the "bloody" expression.
OMG 7TH YEAR RIDDLE. - Camera pan...Riddle looking hawt..."...::smirk:: Sir?" Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGHAWT.
JIM BROADBENT FTW. - I don't think I was really able to say anything about how awesome Jim Broadbent was. He was a perfect Slughorn, IMO.
LOVE POTION!HIGH RON IS HIGH PART 2. - That goofy smile on his face when he says, "You think she knows I exist?" is made of absolute win. And then he throws the tin at Harry, and I hearted him even more.
"He senses my presence!" - I don't think I've ever mentioned yet how much WIN that line and the delivery of it was made of. Jessie Cave is so much fun as Lavender.
LOL SNAPE STATUE. - I really, really, REALLY find it hilarious that Snape is there, and witness to the troubles of teenage love triangles. He actually HEARS Lavender call Ron "Won-Won." If Ron had gone back to Hogwarts in his 7th year, he'd probably never have let him live it down. ALSO: "Oh, to be young, and feel love's sting." XD Dumbledore.
AWWWWWW, HERMIONE. - Like I said in my first review, I like the treatment and handling of the Ron/Hermione relationship WAAAAAAAAAY better than the Harry/Ginny relationship, and I think Emma and Rupert deserve a lot of that credit. When Hermione takes Ron's hand and just holds it, the smile she gives Harry is just so beautiful, because you can see how pure her happiness is in that one second. Good job, Emma.
CHEER UP, CHIPPERMONKEY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. - Draco, don't cry about the white bird. It's not the Cabinet's fault. Probably Borgin got really annoyed with it when it came out on his end that he killed the damn thing and sent it back.
I LOVE THE DRACO WALK PART 2. - Also: If only Draco/Tom weren't so sad in this scene, I'd have chanted "TAKE IT ALL OFF!" over and over when he took off his vest.
IN UR TOILETS, WRECKING UR PLUMBING.
BLEEDING DRACO IS NOT BLEEDING WTF. - Ugh. rotae was right. NEEDS MORE BLOOD.
WET SNAPE CAPE IS WET PART 2.
"YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF IT. TODAY." - I like that this scene was done the way it was, with Harry just sort of speechless. I think it really emphasizes Harry's nature. Yes, Draco IS a prat, and is horrible and awful, but that doesn't give Harry the right to hurt him almost to the point of death. The mere fact that he's horrified that he hurt someone like that, especially since he didn't know what that spell did in the first place, really shows why Harry is the foil to Voldemort, why Dumbledore believes Harry will win over Voldemort and his evil in the end, why Dumbledore believes Harry is much more worthy of uniting all 3 Deathly Hallows than he could hope to be.
I R HORRIBLE. - My sister hibimaosuki and I both snickered when we realized Bonnie Wright was taller than Dan Radcliffe by just about an inch. XD PS - Okay, so I think I actually like the "I could stay hidden up here too if you like."
WIN LINE IS WIN. - G/H kiss in RoR, followed by Ron saying "So did you and Ginny do it?" is made of too much win. N1, Kloves.
HIGH HARRY IS HIGH PART 42384241258092943342. - He is sooooo stoned, I love it. "Remember, Harry, you have to go to Slughorn's office." "Right. I'm going to Hagrid's." Plus, I love the look on his face when he goes, "Yes, I know what I'm doing. Or at least, Felix does." ALSO: "...HI!"
SLUGHORN R NINJA PART 2. - "Doing something you're not supposed to be doing, prof?" "How did you know?" "Oh, you know...the tippy-toeing, the sneaking around, the jumping..."
MMMMMMMMMM PART 2. - Also: "If you don't mind, I will be going now." ::bows:: XDDDDD
ALSO ALSO - Slughorn: (in desperate whisper) HARRY! Harry: (in same desperate whisper) SIIIIIIIR! High Harry is a freakin' wise-ass, I love it.
"Harry, I must insist we return to the castle IMMEDIATELY!" "That. Would be counter-productive, sir." WIN.
"Not to mention the pincers. Click click clicketty click."
OMG SLUGHORN YOU BROKEDED THE GIANT DED SPIDER.
"And his waaaaaaaaaaand snapped in twoooooooooooo which was saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaduh."
"...poof." - "But that's...that's liiiiiiiiiife, I suppossssssssse..." XDDDDDD Too much win.
AWWWWWW LILY. - This story is just way too good. Whoever came up with it, Jo Rowling or Steve Kloves, wonderful job.
ENDING this here for now, because I'm much too sleepy. Will be back with the rest...probably tomorrow.
INSIDE THE CUT:
> More appreciation of winnage.
> More R/T heartness.
> More Draco-gasmingfawning over Draco/Tom.
> More Alan-gasmingfawning over Teh One Weapon Of Mass Seduction, AKA Alan Rickman.
> More win lines.
Too sleepy to go on. Will be back with rest tomorrow. Leave me comments! I heart them, especially for breakfast.
"Take Weasley with you, he looks far too happy over there."
RON R PUNCHING BAG - I've just realized. In the GoF, Snape hit Ron over the head with some parchment. In OoTP, Snape hit Ron over the head with some parchment again. In HBP, Ron gets hit with BOOKS -BOOOOOOKS- by the two people who are supposedly his best friends. Discuss.
DRACO'S SEX HAIR OMG. - Okay, so it's Potions hair, but WTF I heart.
NOT YOU, RICHARD HARRIS! - Evil joke, I'm sorry. Anytime Gambon!Dumbledore mentioned knowing anything about Harris!Dumbledore's activities and experiences in the first two movies, especially the one about Harry giving Dumbledore the diary in movie two! his 2nd year. Bad me.
HARRY/HERMIONE - WE CAN SEE YOU! - Apparently, the idea was to set up Ron's insecurity and jealousy of Harry and Hermione in DH, so they spend a lot of time together in this movie, and a lot of people in this movie point it out for the audience, so that when they go to see DH part 1 in 2010, they'll get it. Clever.
PS - 7TH YEAR!RIDDLE R HAWT. - Ahem. That is all.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT TOM... - "I can make people hurt...I can move things without touching them...PS - HU U?"
"I CAN SPEAK TO SNAKES..." - I LOVE the fact that they didn't show Dumbledore answering the question. Ominous, disturbing, and it really makes you wonder.
"DO YOU WANT ME TO LET HIM?" - I liked that whole dialogue, starting with "You said Professor Slughorn would want to collect me." I thought that was really good on Kloves part. But then me and hibimaosuki also agree that "Do you want me to let him?" "...Yes." was pretty dang ghei.
FELTZ + APPLE = ADORKABLE. - Male version of Snow White though?
"SHUT IT!!!1!1!!1!" - At least, that's how much volume Bonnie Wright should've put into it, IMO.
GANDALF R DUMBLEDORE?! - Has anyone else noticed how Gambon!Dumbledore actually looks like McKellen!Gandalf after a while?
SMUG POST-TRYOUTS RON IS SMUG - And I love him.
"NOT BLOODY LIKELY" IS THE NEW "BLOODY HELL." - Obviously.
GINNY U TRAITOR - Who the hell's side are you on? Why'd you grab the book from Harry?! TRAITOR.
WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE'S SCRIBBLINGS WERE ACTUALLY ALAN RICKMAN'S HANDWRITING? - I think so.
"Anyone fancy a butterbeer?" - No, but I fancy you! Cheesy line, move along, move along...
DRACO GOING INTO GIRLS' LOO XD.
HARRY Y U NOT REACT. - IMO, Harry should've agreed vehemently about watching Ginny and Dean snogging when Ron said something about it.
"Good to see you, Wallaby..."
LOL HERMIONE'S "GOT BUTTERBEER?" AD. - I liked Emma's look of almost-longing, as if she was thinking "why couldn't he just kissed the froth-stache of me?" XD
KATIE'S NON-SCREAM - I think the screaming could've been louder, and more high-pitched. Loved the crazy eyes though. Funny how Hagrid was suddenly RYT THAR. PS - DRACO DOLL IN GIRL CLOTHES XDDDD. (copyright Rotae.)
"You jusssst...know." - And I Alan-gasmed big time.
YAY SKIN CONVERSATION. - One of the best Ron and Harry conversations EVER.
"My parents are dentists." - "And is that considered a...dangerous occupation?" SLUGHORN FTW.
AT EASE, SOLDIER. - I don't much like the cheeziness that is Harry/Ginny in this movie, but I love how Harry actually STANDS when Ginny enters Slughorn's office. Double entendre? Nice going, David Yates and Steve Kloves. I C WUT U DID THAR.
GUILT TRIP!HARRY IS WIN IN WEIRD WAY. - I just wanted to know what you told Tom Riddle, Prof Slughorn. PS - He killed my parents.
RON Y U HAVE HARRY'S EYES. - Rupert has beautiful eyes. Unfortunately, those are exactly the eyes I imagined Harry having. XD
LUNA'S LION HAT FTW PART 2.
QUIDDITCH GAME YAY. - I love Hermione's reactions to Ron in this.
AS A MATTER OF FACT... - I love how matter-of-factly Harry called Hermione out on the Confundus Charm.
"...Oppugno." - I wanted those canaries to have been more like killer!Tweety, that would've been good.
"...Feels like this." - Damn good line. Waterworks.
VOYEUR DRACO PART 2.
"...It's chemical." - XDDDDDDDD
"It's why I wear shoes to bed." - WIN LINE.
DRACO SEX FACE OMG. - The look on his face when he's concentrating on getting into the Room Of Hidden Things is almost orgasmic. OMG DUN TELL HIM I SED DAT.
LOL PICTURE-TAKING.
"YEAH, YEAH." "Yeah."
"...Dragon balls." - And I think that's all that needs to be said about that.
"SEE YA WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA." - I find it so hilarious that Harry tries to duck and run away from unamused, puked-on Snape. "You've just earned yourself a month's worth of detenion, McLaggenNOT. So quick, Potter." LOL ALAN. U WIN INTARWEBZ for doing that line the way you did, leik thisclose.
"Traveling where?" - Talk to the cape, Potter, coz my greasy hair dun wana listen no more.
SNAPE BB Y U SO VIOLENT. - OMG Alan growled. ::Major Alan-gasm.:: PS - "Let me. Assist you." HOLY CRAP KLOVES WAT U DO?!
TRAIN! CHRISTMAS! LONKS AND TUPIN! - Ahem.
"My lips are getting chapped, look!" - AND LEAN IN FOR ALMOST KISS. "I'll take your word for it!" XD
OMG THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. - The R/T fangirl in me LOVES it everytime he looks at her when he's talking to her...That, and I ♥ David Thewlis.
REEL IT IN, REMUS. - I love that little hanging of his head, like he's realized he's getting too angry, after the "If we start fighting amongst ourselves" line. AND THEN HE LOOKS TO TONKS FOR SUPPORT/COMFORT/HELP OMG, which, I realize now, is why Tonks gets up in the first place. If that isn't Marry-Me kind of love, I don't know what is. Thank you, Kloves, thank you VERY much. For R/T fans EVERYWHERE.
PS - "BLINDED BY HATRED"? < "You're determined to hate him." I'm not sure they kept that line in, but if they didn't...they should have.
LOOOOOOL CUPCAKE.
WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THE VANISHING CABINET IN B&B PART 2.
"Sweetheart?" - MEEEEEEEEEEELT.
MY WOLVIE SENSES ARE TINGLING. - I wonder if that's Greyback he's smelling. He's probably very sensitive to the smell of uninviteds, especially werewolf uninviteds...Oh wait, he's a werewolf, not a pregnant woman.
DAVID YATES R GREEN. - I'm pretty sure he had Ginny tying Harry's shoes JUST to give us that image of Ginny kneeling in front of Harry. JUST for that.
GREYBACK, Y SO CREEPY. - Fellow LOST fans will know why I half-expected a dog to come bounding out from the wheat when Ginny went, "...Harry?"
LOL SHE SAID BLOODY. - I think when Hermione said "You're bloody lucky you weren't killed," that was officially the very first time she actually used the "bloody" expression.
OMG 7TH YEAR RIDDLE. - Camera pan...Riddle looking hawt..."...::smirk:: Sir?" Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGHAWT.
JIM BROADBENT FTW. - I don't think I was really able to say anything about how awesome Jim Broadbent was. He was a perfect Slughorn, IMO.
LOVE POTION!HIGH RON IS HIGH PART 2. - That goofy smile on his face when he says, "You think she knows I exist?" is made of absolute win. And then he throws the tin at Harry, and I hearted him even more.
"He senses my presence!" - I don't think I've ever mentioned yet how much WIN that line and the delivery of it was made of. Jessie Cave is so much fun as Lavender.
LOL SNAPE STATUE. - I really, really, REALLY find it hilarious that Snape is there, and witness to the troubles of teenage love triangles. He actually HEARS Lavender call Ron "Won-Won." If Ron had gone back to Hogwarts in his 7th year, he'd probably never have let him live it down. ALSO: "Oh, to be young, and feel love's sting." XD Dumbledore.
AWWWWWW, HERMIONE. - Like I said in my first review, I like the treatment and handling of the Ron/Hermione relationship WAAAAAAAAAY better than the Harry/Ginny relationship, and I think Emma and Rupert deserve a lot of that credit. When Hermione takes Ron's hand and just holds it, the smile she gives Harry is just so beautiful, because you can see how pure her happiness is in that one second. Good job, Emma.
CHEER UP, CHIPPERMONKEY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. - Draco, don't cry about the white bird. It's not the Cabinet's fault. Probably Borgin got really annoyed with it when it came out on his end that he killed the damn thing and sent it back.
I LOVE THE DRACO WALK PART 2. - Also: If only Draco/Tom weren't so sad in this scene, I'd have chanted "TAKE IT ALL OFF!" over and over when he took off his vest.
IN UR TOILETS, WRECKING UR PLUMBING.
BLEEDING DRACO IS NOT BLEEDING WTF. - Ugh. rotae was right. NEEDS MORE BLOOD.
WET SNAPE CAPE IS WET PART 2.
"YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF IT. TODAY." - I like that this scene was done the way it was, with Harry just sort of speechless. I think it really emphasizes Harry's nature. Yes, Draco IS a prat, and is horrible and awful, but that doesn't give Harry the right to hurt him almost to the point of death. The mere fact that he's horrified that he hurt someone like that, especially since he didn't know what that spell did in the first place, really shows why Harry is the foil to Voldemort, why Dumbledore believes Harry will win over Voldemort and his evil in the end, why Dumbledore believes Harry is much more worthy of uniting all 3 Deathly Hallows than he could hope to be.
I R HORRIBLE. - My sister hibimaosuki and I both snickered when we realized Bonnie Wright was taller than Dan Radcliffe by just about an inch. XD PS - Okay, so I think I actually like the "I could stay hidden up here too if you like."
WIN LINE IS WIN. - G/H kiss in RoR, followed by Ron saying "So did you and Ginny do it?" is made of too much win. N1, Kloves.
HIGH HARRY IS HIGH PART 42384241258092943342. - He is sooooo stoned, I love it. "Remember, Harry, you have to go to Slughorn's office." "Right. I'm going to Hagrid's." Plus, I love the look on his face when he goes, "Yes, I know what I'm doing. Or at least, Felix does." ALSO: "...HI!"
SLUGHORN R NINJA PART 2. - "Doing something you're not supposed to be doing, prof?" "How did you know?" "Oh, you know...the tippy-toeing, the sneaking around, the jumping..."
MMMMMMMMMM PART 2. - Also: "If you don't mind, I will be going now." ::bows:: XDDDDD
ALSO ALSO - Slughorn: (in desperate whisper) HARRY! Harry: (in same desperate whisper) SIIIIIIIR! High Harry is a freakin' wise-ass, I love it.
"Harry, I must insist we return to the castle IMMEDIATELY!" "That. Would be counter-productive, sir." WIN.
"Not to mention the pincers. Click click clicketty click."
OMG SLUGHORN YOU BROKEDED THE GIANT DED SPIDER.
"And his waaaaaaaaaaand snapped in twoooooooooooo which was saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaduh."
"...poof." - "But that's...that's liiiiiiiiiife, I suppossssssssse..." XDDDDDD Too much win.
AWWWWWW LILY. - This story is just way too good. Whoever came up with it, Jo Rowling or Steve Kloves, wonderful job.
ENDING this here for now, because I'm much too sleepy. Will be back with the rest...probably tomorrow.
INSIDE THE CUT:
> More appreciation of winnage.
> More R/T heartness.
> More Draco-gasmingfawning over Draco/Tom.
> More Alan-gasmingfawning over Teh One Weapon Of Mass Seduction, AKA Alan Rickman.
> More win lines.
Too sleepy to go on. Will be back with rest tomorrow. Leave me comments! I heart them, especially for breakfast.