YO, Middle-earthian fuckers!

[lady_silmarien]

I have your precious TheodredFirst, I put him in a reallllly tiny burlap sack. I mean the kid cried the entire time. Then, I locked him in my basement where there is no drain cleaner and only watered down coffee. It is not pleasant. I'm making him watch Barbara Streisand concert footage AND IF YOU DON'T ALL SEND ME YOUR LESBIANS, I will be forced

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[manofrohan]

*shoves Eochain in a dress*

Here! For you. Don't...whatever it is you're going to do with my son.

*thwacks Eochain in the back of the head to keep him from trying to get out of the dress*

Ah, this isn't going to work is it?

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[lady_silmarien]

Tonight, it's only subject him to horrible porn. Tomorrow will be preparing to turn him into a bright beautiful young woman :D

:/ No, not going to work at all. But maybe Candyass would want him.

[manofrohan]

At least I tried. What more could the world ask for? Have fun, young lady.

[theodred]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BARBARA STREISAND! MY EYES! OOOH, MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...!

[lady_silmarien]

Good screaming!

Maybe you should like cry or something, beg for help, that sort of thing. I'll give you coffee if someone cares enough to send me a really hot lesbian :D

[theodred]

ahaahahahahahah

*cries*

My makeup is going to run poor eyes. HELP ME, OH PLEASE HELP ME, OH I AM SO VERY HUNGRY ETC

[eobeth]

Hellloooooo there.

You kidnapped my cousin. Kickass.

[theofallan]

No showing joy at others misfortune, honey. It's cruel.

Now send him a gift basket of draincleaner to apologize.

[eobeth]

No no no mom, I'm trying to help him. SEND ME TO THE HOT CHICK SO THAT THEODRED MAY GO FREE!

[theofallan]

Oh, you're trying to tell me something with this, aren't you honey?

[queenarthur]

Not that I give a fuck about the 'Dred, but... *sends self*

Sweet! Is there really an Elvish tongue trick?

[lady_silmarien]

;)

There are several. ;D

[queenarthur]

Hiiii there. What are you smoking?

I love you fucking elves

[lady_silmarien]

I don't even remember, after years of smoking they all taste the same.

You are so fucking beautiful!

I have a rotating bed ;)

[anonymous]

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