YO, Middle-earthian fuckers!
I have your precious Theodred!!
First, I put him in a reallllly tiny burlap sack. I mean the kid cried the entire time. Then, I locked him in my basement where there is no drain cleaner and only watered down coffee. It is not pleasant. I'm making him watch Barbara Streisand concert footage AND IF YOU DON'T ALL SEND ME YOUR LESBIANS, I will be forced to do something drastic like...ohhhh,make him watch really disturbing porn. For example: Saruman does South Gondor, Orcophiliacs Uncovered, Rohirrim Know How To Ride 'Em Hard: Real Life Horsefuckers.
Do you really want his little beauteous eyes succumbing to that vile garbage? Do you want him to live a life with unpleasant coffee? DO YOU WANT HIM TO SEE SARUMAN NAKED?!
If so, you are a sick fuck and I'll kidnap you next. If not, send me your fucking lesbians NOW!
First, I put him in a reallllly tiny burlap sack. I mean the kid cried the entire time. Then, I locked him in my basement where there is no drain cleaner and only watered down coffee. It is not pleasant. I'm making him watch Barbara Streisand concert footage AND IF YOU DON'T ALL SEND ME YOUR LESBIANS, I will be forced to do something drastic like...ohhhh,make him watch really disturbing porn. For example: Saruman does South Gondor, Orcophiliacs Uncovered, Rohirrim Know How To Ride 'Em Hard: Real Life Horsefuckers.
Do you really want his little beauteous eyes succumbing to that vile garbage? Do you want him to live a life with unpleasant coffee? DO YOU WANT HIM TO SEE SARUMAN NAKED?!
If so, you are a sick fuck and I'll kidnap you next. If not, send me your fucking lesbians NOW!