Nov 11, 2008 02:16
Jesus Christ in a birch bark canoe! I seriously cannot stand the kid under us. I want to smear his ass with peanut butter & honey and let the Grizzly Bears of upper Colorado dismember him!
What the Hell is he hosting a fucking bedroom party all night every night?! OMG fuck you kid go to bed so the rest of us can fucking SL-EE-P!!!!! Now not only do I have a bajillion trains keeping me up I have you and your fuck nut way too loud tv, jesus on a bus (thanks Sara & Beth).
I want to just stomp and stomp and stomp on the floor just to get even!!!! I'm telling you every fucking night! I'm sick of this shit! I'm sleeping in the God dammed living room tonight because at least there I won't have to deal with the fuck nut and his way too loud tv I sacrifice complete comfy for sleep. I sacrifice cuddles with my waffle for sleep. I have tried for the past 4 hours just to sleep and my success has been destroyed by this fucking kid below us and the damn trains that pass by hour after hour that are a mere two blocks away!
I swear to god just because you don't have MOMMY TO FUCKING TUCK YOU IN AT NIGHT WHEN YOU GO TO BED BECAUSE YOU ARE IN COLLEGE AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE EVER MADE A FUCKING SUCCESSFUL VENTURE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PARENTS BASEMENT WHERE ALL YOU DID WAS FAP TO FUCKING LOLIS AND KIDDY PORN OF THAT CHICK FROM HARRY POTTER DOES NOT MAKE IT AN EXCUSE TO FUCKING KEEP EVERYONE ELSE AWAKE WITH A BLARING TV BECAUSE OF A GOD DAMMED TRAIN SOME OF US COPE SOME OF US GET SLEEP AIDES AND WHEN THOSE WONT WORK I'M GOING DOWN TO YOUR APARTMENT AND RIPPING YOU ANOTHER ASSHOLE BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE A LOT OF SHIT STUCK UP YOUR ASS TO PISS EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING COMPLEX OFF AROUND YOU! *excessive seething breathing*
GOOD GOD DAMMED NIGHT TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!