Cicada attack!
Rather than complaining and ranting about all that's happened to me in the last 24 hours (because, really, who wants to read that? I doubt reading about the crap that keeps being handed to me is of interest to anyone) I will simply say this: The cicadas are here! They are everywhere! They are all over fences and plants and trees and they're leaving their outer shells all over the place and soon they will be flying everywhere! They're taking over the city!