Is it bad that I want to marry a burger joint?

Because I kinda do.

Holy FUCK but these things are orgasmic.

Also, totally boycottin' this ball bullshit. The fuck do I wanna be runnin' around in a tux for? Screw that.

[Private to Haku]Uh, because I'm such a genius and all...I may or may not have been responsible for dyin' that white shirt of ( Read more... )

Zakuuuuuuu...are we giggin' over break or what, man? I gotta know ASAP, the old bitch lady's on my back. Which is kinda weird for her, but whatever.

LadyYou got me feelin' low ( Read more... )