do you hear that mr. anderson?
that.. is the sound of
inevitability
ok.. so lots of exciting news to catch ppl up on, this is, yet again, the non-drama part of my life:
my landlord found out that i love interior decorating, and gave me free reign over the apartment to express my inner designer. lol she said she would pay for any paints and materials that we would need to fix the place up. i am sooooo friggin excited, you have NO idea!! if anyone wants to help you are more than welcome! (but i do realize i'm one o the only ppl who will get excited over something like this haha)
i got my new car! named her "sheila." shes a 1997 maroon nissan maxima. 72k, black leather interior, sunroof, bose stereo system.. and yes ppl.. she has an old school car phone. boolyah. i got her for $7,679, and when i got her appraised today, she's worth $12,000.. wooo! anyway, i really dont want to stop driving bc, well, she's amazing to say the least. who wants to go for a spin? better yet.. "who wants a body massage!?"
so after totally stressing out about my bio project i completely nailed it. i didn't stutter, my voice didn't shake or anything. the class responded really well to my project and i think a lot of ppl bought my theory.. even though my professor is a wicked asshole and decided to practically make me seem like a liar bc he's a plant biologist and thinks my sources are unreliable. fucking prick. but the best part of my entire presentation was when my screen saver came on. i had my comp. hooked up to a projector that was projecting onto a huge screen at the front of the class..now, mind you, my screen saver says "don't fucking touch me." the whole class was laughing their asses off. i was laughing too, but it was pretty embarrassing, although it did make a good start to my presentation, cuz my professor was like, "the title of kendra's project is..." it was funny.
other than that good stuff, my work load for the next 7 days is overwhelming.. careful when reading, your head might explode.:
i have to attend 5 events, and write a 4 page paper for each event and a 4 page paper for 4 events ive already attended, and study for a final.. that's for one class. for another class i have to attend 3 events, write a 2 page paper on each event, write a 10 page paper on cruelty towards women, with a compete annotated bibliography of 10 or more sites. create a 25 minute presentation on how transvestites affect the media, how their portrayal in movies relates to real life. therefore i must watch 5 movies on gender identity, and then research any type of real life occurrence of each movie, and create handouts, a powerpoint and poster for that. i have 6 three-hour drawings for my art class and an essay on what i've learned. i have a 15 page paper to write on crop circles, and a final on the emergence of life in the universe to do for biology. meanwhile i have to work and fix up and move into my apartment. i'm exhausted just thinking about it.
oh yeah two things on that..
1. i need a guy who's close to my size to let me borrow some clothes for my Women Studies final.. my group has to crossdress in order to get a full grade for our gender identity project. preferably a dress shirt, slacks and a tie.. but i'll take anything i can get.. and i dont mean that in a dirty way, you perv!
2. also, i need some ppl to help me move stuff to my apartment.. my parents wont help, and i dont think my brother will be able to bc he works weird hours. i need a truck or a van cuz i have a bed and futon i need to move.. and since i no longer have bessy, and my bro lost his truck for being a dumbass.. i need help. i've already got jeff "sexy elbows" holway helping, anyone else!?
anyone able to help on either of those would be much appreciated!
*sigh* life