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we just want to love you
dbsk, platonic-ish jaejoong/yunho; pg-13; 472 words
this is....kind of not really a fic. basically thegreatonew and i have spent the past few days discussing dbsk (specifically yunjae) and somehow we came up with this. the title is (what we've decided is) yunjae's rallying cry.
inspired mainly by this
The 22 things Jung Yunho promises to do for Kim Jaejoong
22. I will clean up after you when you've vomited all over the floor. Again.
21. I will let you put your head in my lap and fall asleep on my shoulder. Even though that always makes my thigh fall asleep, and you know how much I hate having pins and needles. Also, you may or may not drool. And snore.
20. I will call up Hyunjoong and apologize for all the times you were found in inappropriate positions with him.
19. I will not share the pictures I have of those inappropriate positions.
18. I will hold your hand in public when you need it, even though it is Embarrassing because I am the manly and strong leader of Dong Bang Shin Ki.
17. I will not lecture you and Yoochun about your drinking and smoking habits.
16. I will help you ice your nose after the surgeries.
15. I will not interfere when you and Changmin start one-touching. Even though I feel that it is my duty as leader to make sure that my members aren't getting hurt. And don't tell me you aren't getting hurt, I've seen the bruises Changmin's punches leave >:(
14. I will cuddle with you when there's a thunderstorm because I know it scares you more than you like to admit.
13. I will be the little spoon.
12. I will lie and tell you that you look good even when your eyes are all red and swollen and your nose is running and you look like a drowned rat.
11. I will cook special chicken noodle soup too. Well, buy some from the store.
10. I will not tell people about that one time in Bali. You know what I'm talking about.
9. Okay, maybe only a few people. But no one I haven't already told!
8. I will be supportive when you want to get more tattoos.
7. I will buy you ice cream and eat it with you after you've had another bad breakup.
6. I will drive you to the gym the next day so you can work off the calories.
5. I will laugh at your nonsensical ramblings and pawn it off as endearing on shows.
4. I will tell Junsu to learn how to cook himself instead of bothering you for food all the time.
3. I will talk to the coordis and ask if you can be the cute one for the next concept.
2. I will not assume that you being affectionate is a sign that you want to sleep with me. Your hairbrush is not a euphemism for my penis.
1. I will never leave you.
2 things good boy youngwoong jaejoong will do for dancing king u-know yunho
1. i will hit on you when you're feeling shitty because i know it makes you feel better. even though you'd never admit it.
2. i won't leave you either, you big baby
dbsk, platonic-ish jaejoong/yunho; pg-13; 472 words
this is....kind of not really a fic. basically thegreatonew and i have spent the past few days discussing dbsk (specifically yunjae) and somehow we came up with this. the title is (what we've decided is) yunjae's rallying cry.
inspired mainly by this
The 22 things Jung Yunho promises to do for Kim Jaejoong
22. I will clean up after you when you've vomited all over the floor. Again.
21. I will let you put your head in my lap and fall asleep on my shoulder. Even though that always makes my thigh fall asleep, and you know how much I hate having pins and needles. Also, you may or may not drool. And snore.
20. I will call up Hyunjoong and apologize for all the times you were found in inappropriate positions with him.
19. I will not share the pictures I have of those inappropriate positions.
18. I will hold your hand in public when you need it, even though it is Embarrassing because I am the manly and strong leader of Dong Bang Shin Ki.
17. I will not lecture you and Yoochun about your drinking and smoking habits.
16. I will help you ice your nose after the surgeries.
15. I will not interfere when you and Changmin start one-touching. Even though I feel that it is my duty as leader to make sure that my members aren't getting hurt. And don't tell me you aren't getting hurt, I've seen the bruises Changmin's punches leave >:(
14. I will cuddle with you when there's a thunderstorm because I know it scares you more than you like to admit.
13. I will be the little spoon.
12. I will lie and tell you that you look good even when your eyes are all red and swollen and your nose is running and you look like a drowned rat.
11. I will cook special chicken noodle soup too. Well, buy some from the store.
10. I will not tell people about that one time in Bali. You know what I'm talking about.
9. Okay, maybe only a few people. But no one I haven't already told!
8. I will be supportive when you want to get more tattoos.
7. I will buy you ice cream and eat it with you after you've had another bad breakup.
6. I will drive you to the gym the next day so you can work off the calories.
5. I will laugh at your nonsensical ramblings and pawn it off as endearing on shows.
4. I will tell Junsu to learn how to cook himself instead of bothering you for food all the time.
3. I will talk to the coordis and ask if you can be the cute one for the next concept.
2. I will not assume that you being affectionate is a sign that you want to sleep with me. Your hairbrush is not a euphemism for my penis.
1. I will never leave you.
2 things good boy youngwoong jaejoong will do for dancing king u-know yunho
1. i will hit on you when you're feeling shitty because i know it makes you feel better. even though you'd never admit it.
2. i won't leave you either, you big baby