Once Upon A Time In Kansas/Missouri

[lacrosseboy]

There was a knock at the door. A-Rizzle stirred slightly, then settled back into sleep. Dark Kool wasn't sure if he was hearing things or dreaming. Silence. A moment passed before there was another knock at the door, this time more insistent than the first. Dark Kool sat up in bed and listened, puzzling over who could be at the door this early

Comments

[halieknife]

Hahaha...that whole opening sequence was pure class.

I enjoy the subtle humor of that t-shirt.

I like to believe Dark Kool was weeping with joy. I mean, doesn't everyone shed tears of happiness when they reach good old St. Louis, home of the Rams...and Nelly?

[lacrosseboy]

I figured since this one was going to be rather devoid of the typical comedy gold, I'd open with a bang to really draw the reader in.

That's one of my funny t-shirts in my collection. By collection, I mean two of them, but that's going to change, as I'm ordering more soon.

No, he was shedding tears of joy over getting out that massive bowel movement. Perhaps I should expand. Haha.

[halieknife]

Aha...well, it worked.

What kind of humorous t-shirts do you have your eye on?

But maybe he had mixed emotions. Maybe he was happy about more than just christening the hotel commode?

[lacrosseboy]

My other t-shirt says, "Also available in sober," and shows a guy holding up a martini glass.

I've got my eye on one that says, "Missouri loves company," and shows the state of Missouri shaking hands with Illinois and Iowa. The other one says, "I support gay marriages... If both chicks are hot!"

[halieknife]

Haha, nice. I've seen people wearing the latter before.

[halieknife]

Haha, nice. I've seen people wearing the latter before.

[lacrosseboy]

You should scroll down a little and see some of the other ones I've got my eye on. A few are rather tasteless, but kinda humorous in a I'll-never-wear-this-outside-my-apartment-but-it's-funny-for-my-friends-to-see way.

[halieknife]

excellent, I'll check 'em out.

[andreamarie]

Again, I will laugh at the fact that you call that a collection. ;)

[lacrosseboy]

-2

[andreamarie]

I'll accept that -2... because I just couldn't help myself.

[lacrosseboy]

It's a work in progress. So do you think you cut me some freakin' slack?!?!

(+1 at stake)

[andreamarie]

I understand that it's a work in progress, and that you're very proud of your collection. You know, it's actually quite a clever collection, if you ask me. I've never known anyone to collect quirky T-shirts. It's just another thing abuot you that makes you one-of-a-kind.

[lacrosseboy]

Here's My Other One

And a few I'm thinking seriously about...

Number 1
Number 2 (not sure if I'd wear this in public)
Number 3 (ditto)
Number 4
Number 5
Number 6
Number 7

[halieknife]

That's just good stuff. I like the Missouri one and the GILF ones best but I have an odd sense of humor.

[lacrosseboy]

Yeah... a couple of the tasteless ones were rather mysogynistic (sp?).