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We are in Seattle I think. I don't know. Spending too much time with my sister has lead to a loss of brain cells. Louise and I walked around all day talking to each other on our cell phones. I do realize this is completely pointless and weird especially since she forces me to pretend I am Scott Baio because she would much rather be talking to him than me. I guess that's okay as long as she lets me plan her wedding to him someday. We are going to play a hot game of strip chess later to make up for all the games we've missed lately. Yes, my band participates in homosexual activities too.
I got high off of Benadryl last night if that is even possible. If I had been stalking my boyfriend, I would've just assumed an insane thirteen year old had slipped something into my Red Bull. Last week went by so fast and I could see him every day and it probably wouldn't be enough. I am attached to the extreme. Anyway we are playing a show with Wakefield on Wednesday so I think I can survive until then. I am planning to follow JD around like I don't know who he is and repeatedly ask him to autograph my boobs. I love my life. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE A MILLION PICTURES OF US ALL TOGETHER SO I CAN MAKE ICONS?!?!?! Thanks.
Why we are going to tour with a female hip hop trio? What qualifies me to be in a band that is going to tour with a female hip hop trio? Boyfriend who often forgets he is white? Check. Best friend who wants 3/4 of b2k to devirginize her? Check. Then throw in the fact that I wear more bling than Nelly and it starts to makes sense but still why why why why? The idea of touring with Hanson is looking more and more appealing. While I am on the topic of Hanson, JD IS TAKING ME ON A DATE TO SEE HANSON IN AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet he is secretly more obsessed with them than I am. Come out of the closet already. I don't mean literally though. All of my updates turn into I love my boyfriend blah blah blah my boyfriend blah blah blah. Oops :-[
I want pancakes.
I got high off of Benadryl last night if that is even possible. If I had been stalking my boyfriend, I would've just assumed an insane thirteen year old had slipped something into my Red Bull. Last week went by so fast and I could see him every day and it probably wouldn't be enough. I am attached to the extreme. Anyway we are playing a show with Wakefield on Wednesday so I think I can survive until then. I am planning to follow JD around like I don't know who he is and repeatedly ask him to autograph my boobs. I love my life. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE A MILLION PICTURES OF US ALL TOGETHER SO I CAN MAKE ICONS?!?!?! Thanks.
Why we are going to tour with a female hip hop trio? What qualifies me to be in a band that is going to tour with a female hip hop trio? Boyfriend who often forgets he is white? Check. Best friend who wants 3/4 of b2k to devirginize her? Check. Then throw in the fact that I wear more bling than Nelly and it starts to makes sense but still why why why why? The idea of touring with Hanson is looking more and more appealing. While I am on the topic of Hanson, JD IS TAKING ME ON A DATE TO SEE HANSON IN AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet he is secretly more obsessed with them than I am. Come out of the closet already. I don't mean literally though. All of my updates turn into I love my boyfriend blah blah blah my boyfriend blah blah blah. Oops :-[
I want pancakes.