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There is a special news report on MTV about Jack Osbourne getting out of rehab. I only know this because everytime it is on, Tasha calls me sobbing. She drives me insane. Why haven't I taken up a drug habit again? Oh right, I can't be the band alcoholic and the band addict. That is too bad because my goal in life is to be added to must_be_stoners. I decided I should sign up for therapy due to my out of control accessory obsession. I wear the biggest, ugliest earrings and glasses. Bigger is always better for me. That is one of the million reasons why I am dating JD after all.
I guess I should talk about Bandmates now and how my boobs were the real stars of the show. Or I could just talk about how KIM HAS A MULLET HAHAHA. I am never going to stop giving her shit for that. I think it was obvious she was going to win the final "fantasy" date by the way she kept staring at Jud the entire time. Besides I doubt he enjoyed watching my sister molest fish guts. Just for the record, I did not have chemistry with him. MTV paid me to say that. And when I said an important quality in a boyfriend is a sense of style, I was referring to the fact mine wears girl's pants five sizes too small for him. Anyway Jud has been stalking Kim and sending her flowers everyday. I'm allergic to flowers. Not really but my idea of romance is when I call my boyfriend up at three in the morning and force him to sing NKOTB to me even though he usually makes up words because he only knows songs by the Backstreet Boys.
We haven't done much besides radio shows here and there but this fall we're going to do the female version of Warped Tour. No Hanson. No AAR. Thank you, Jesus. I hope liveonrelease is on the bill too because they are all really cute. We have been trying to think of songs to cover and all we've come up with so far is a song from the Labyrinth. We will dedicate it to Avril since it is her favorite movie. Speaking of, the two of us are going to sign up for Harry Potter classes in Wisconsin sometime. Her obsession is rubbing off on me. I don't think I need to learn magic though since apparently I can be in two places at once.
In other news, KIM HAS A MULLET!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess I should talk about Bandmates now and how my boobs were the real stars of the show. Or I could just talk about how KIM HAS A MULLET HAHAHA. I am never going to stop giving her shit for that. I think it was obvious she was going to win the final "fantasy" date by the way she kept staring at Jud the entire time. Besides I doubt he enjoyed watching my sister molest fish guts. Just for the record, I did not have chemistry with him. MTV paid me to say that. And when I said an important quality in a boyfriend is a sense of style, I was referring to the fact mine wears girl's pants five sizes too small for him. Anyway Jud has been stalking Kim and sending her flowers everyday. I'm allergic to flowers. Not really but my idea of romance is when I call my boyfriend up at three in the morning and force him to sing NKOTB to me even though he usually makes up words because he only knows songs by the Backstreet Boys.
We haven't done much besides radio shows here and there but this fall we're going to do the female version of Warped Tour. No Hanson. No AAR. Thank you, Jesus. I hope liveonrelease is on the bill too because they are all really cute. We have been trying to think of songs to cover and all we've come up with so far is a song from the Labyrinth. We will dedicate it to Avril since it is her favorite movie. Speaking of, the two of us are going to sign up for Harry Potter classes in Wisconsin sometime. Her obsession is rubbing off on me. I don't think I need to learn magic though since apparently I can be in two places at once.
In other news, KIM HAS A MULLET!!!!!!!!!!!!