thursday nights go off sometimes
Dear Customers:
Please keep your personal issues to yourself. No one wants to hear you screaming abuse into you phone for twenty minutes. Not the poor guy who is serving you. Not the other customers who are just going about their business. Not us standing in express listening to you wondering why you'd talk like that in public. Not anyone. I was just waiting for some customer to go up to you and tell you what we all wanted to say, as I wasn't sure if we could actually say anything to you. Thankfully you got off your phone as soon as someone actually wanted to stop you, because no one really wanted to hear another twenty minutes worth of profanities because you were told to keep quiet.
Please don't come in drunk. I don't care how much of an alcoholic you are, coming in drunk and stinking the place out is horrible and embarassing, not for you because you obviously don't care, but for us who have to serve you and everyone else who has to see and smell you. It's unfortunate that we were only selling you cigarettes because then we couldn't refuse you service and tell you to get lost.
Please don't sit over near the escalators drinking alcohol out of a plastic cup that you bought before you went into Liquor to buy your booze of choice. Not only is it embarassing for you and irritating to us, it's also illegal. Go drink your alcohol on the street, in your home, or anywhere else, just not in our shopping complex. We don't want to hear you drinking.
And for god's sake, I don't care how many things you have or how busy it is, keep your trolleys away from our express lanes. Our express lanes are not built for three trolleys and people just get pissed off when that happens.
Please don't come in five minutes before I want to go home and ask me to pull a miracle out of my ass. No I don't want to put a carpet cleaner through for you because it takes fifteen minutes.
Thanks,
The Girl Who Will Always Smile and Wish You A Good Evening
(no matter how horrible you are)
Please keep your personal issues to yourself. No one wants to hear you screaming abuse into you phone for twenty minutes. Not the poor guy who is serving you. Not the other customers who are just going about their business. Not us standing in express listening to you wondering why you'd talk like that in public. Not anyone. I was just waiting for some customer to go up to you and tell you what we all wanted to say, as I wasn't sure if we could actually say anything to you. Thankfully you got off your phone as soon as someone actually wanted to stop you, because no one really wanted to hear another twenty minutes worth of profanities because you were told to keep quiet.
Please don't come in drunk. I don't care how much of an alcoholic you are, coming in drunk and stinking the place out is horrible and embarassing, not for you because you obviously don't care, but for us who have to serve you and everyone else who has to see and smell you. It's unfortunate that we were only selling you cigarettes because then we couldn't refuse you service and tell you to get lost.
Please don't sit over near the escalators drinking alcohol out of a plastic cup that you bought before you went into Liquor to buy your booze of choice. Not only is it embarassing for you and irritating to us, it's also illegal. Go drink your alcohol on the street, in your home, or anywhere else, just not in our shopping complex. We don't want to hear you drinking.
And for god's sake, I don't care how many things you have or how busy it is, keep your trolleys away from our express lanes. Our express lanes are not built for three trolleys and people just get pissed off when that happens.
Please don't come in five minutes before I want to go home and ask me to pull a miracle out of my ass. No I don't want to put a carpet cleaner through for you because it takes fifteen minutes.
Thanks,
The Girl Who Will Always Smile and Wish You A Good Evening
(no matter how horrible you are)