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[labomba]

I've been debating whether I should rip open Bebe, in order to investigate the status of her voice-box/battery-pack. The reason behind this madness, of course, being the fact that she might actually be programmed to say something ridiculously amazing. Perhaps dealing with her affinity for certain individuals. Then again, I don't want to play God,

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[julia_loves_me]

Driving down a dimly lit dirt path, my tired eyes caught a glimpse of a miniture dog, waddling easily across the way. Slowing down so as not to injure the pup, I realized this dog was adorned with a red heart on her chest, informing me that she loved me. I gathered her up in my arms, gently carrying it over to my car. "I'm called Bebe," she informed me. On our drive home, Bebe told me that she was marooned in the forest by an evil chinaman who bore the name "Aleks." Though for years he had professed his love for her, his capricious feelings were revealed when Bebe became pregnent. "Get out of my car! Get OUT!" he had yelled in a fit of rage. With a face full of tears, she stumbled into the lonely forest, utterly defeated, with no way home. It was then that I found her. Thinking back, I did remember a white volvo speeding past me as I drove towards the heart of the forest, its driver releasing a chilling laugh. So with Bebe napping comfortably in my car under a warm blanket, we drove towards the city. Upon our arrival, she nervously asked me to do her a favor. "Can you remove my vocal box so that I could never tell anyone else my story? It would ruin my career as an innocent stuffed animal." I felt obliged to render her this service, as it would be of no trouble to me, whereas it would save her way of life. It is in this state that I dropped her off at her residence. I haven't heard from her since.