Drew and I did not just have some hot gay sex!

In order to chauffer some executive business men and women in beverly hills today I got to drive this around for 5 hours ( Read more... )

Some lady called me a racist today as I was volunteering with the West Hollywood Fire Department to raise money for the Muscular Dystrophy Association ( Read more... )

Sam was a great guy. He had a sense of completeness and peace with the world that was inspiring, that any of us should hope to be able to achieve. He was fun, honorable, and brave; his personality touched every one of us. He packed so much life into what little life he had. It is much too soon for him to be transplanted from this life into another ( Read more... )

quiz question

what racial group do I hate most?

*edit: bryan "kkk mexican jew lizard" haut logged onto my name username to post that, so don't get the wrong idea about my opinions regarding diversity

**edit: my apologies to any lizards i offended in the previous statement

Julia broke up with me after two years.

I'm alone in the basement of Franz Tower, waiting for my rat to recover from brain surgery.

No one else is here, but I hear noises.

The elevator keeps running, but nobody ever gets out.

Spooky.

My Calculus Book is godly ( Read more... )

Was the beginning to "The Fresh Prince of Belair" a parody of Will Smith's music video "parent's just can't understand" ? It has a very similar bass line, almost identical rythms, and many of the same images (ie Will Smith's mom in both has a white wig and overemphatically shakes her accusing finger).

I got all 6 numbers in the california lotto.

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