La Grand Opening!

[la_pretty_girl]

I was at la 'air salon ze o'zer day when I was struck by la jolt of sweet and pure inspiration

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[saltyolddoc]

Me? What would I want with a spa?

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[la_pretty_girl]

To primp la eyebrows fantastique, monsieur la docteur!

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[la_pretty_girl]

Or perhaps you could use la soothing aromatic full-body massage? It is la specialty of la house.

You can choose out of fifty aromas. I recommend la sandalwood wiz a pinch of peppermint. Trés exceptionnel!

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[saltyolddoc]

I like my eyebrows au naturelle, to speak in your language, mm-hmm

And I'm not about to get a massage from you. No offence, but the little wife wouldn't like it.

[la_pretty_girl]

La femme? Your wife?

[saltyolddoc]

Yes, wife. Of seventeen years this July.

[la_pretty_girl]

I will give 'er la discounted access to la spa if you bring 'er to Trés Bien! You do not 'ave to come alone, monsieur la docteur. Trés Bien is a trés welcoming atmosphere, non?

I will be 'appy to please you both in la grand opening. I can even throw in la free sample d'aromatherapies! Zat is trés special!

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[saltyolddoc]

...

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[saltyolddoc]

Sorry, but she thinks there's no better aromatherapy than the scent of salty broth filling our home.

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[la_pretty_girl]

... Salty broth?!

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[la_pretty_girl]

... Zen your wife 'as interesting taste.

Mais, she is in luck. I 'ave la perfect aroma for your belle femme. It is la scent nouvelle, a new concoction of my own. I suppose she will be ze first to try it!

It is la refreshing scent de salty ocean spray.

I promise you, la scent is trés fantastique, monsieur la docteur!

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[saltyolddoc]

I'm sure it's lovely, for someone who likes ocean spray.

My wife likes broth. A chef ought to appreciate the difference between a tidal wave and a tasty meal.

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[la_pretty_girl]

Mais, zey are both salty, monsieur le docteur!

I can try and make la broth scent if it is to 'er taste. I will give you la free sample and la 50 percente discount to la Trés Bien. Zat is la deal exceptionnel! You cannot resist!

((STOP TRYING TO GET INTO MY LOINCLOTH, YA FREAK))

[saltyolddoc]

I'll... talk with her about it. I think we was going to spend our day out at the circus, mm-hmm.

Actually, you kind of remind me of the circus...