La Grand Opening!

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I was at la 'air salon ze o'zer day when I was struck by la jolt of sweet and pure inspiration.

Business is not so good at la Trés Bien. I am la suprême chef, mais la people are confused. Zey zink zat "Trés" has to do with "Trays" and zen my beauty is likened to la low-class cafeteria! Zis is une grand probleme. I cannot attract une audience magnifique like zis.

So I 'ave decided to open a new wing in la restaurant. It is no longer just une restaurant. Now, it is la restaurant and spa combination suprême!

Please come to get la soothing massage, la beautiful facial, la delicate aromatherapy. Zere are also la manicure and pedicure opportunities. Zen relax wiz la dinner français extraordinaire! Gift certificates are available at la front counter, fifty percente off pour la visit premiere. Trés limited while supplies last.

Voilà! La recipe perfectement for success!

Genius, non?

Invite your amis! At Trés Bien Spa et Restaurant Magnifique, we will always say "BIENVENUE!"

I 'ope to see you zere, Monsieur la Magicien, la 'andsome German Boys, la kind Docteur!