an old email to a friend. ha.
What it be playa? What the hell are you up to? I just happened to be at the computer when I was thinking of you.... and voila!!!..... YOUR GETTING AN EMAIL FUCKER.
Just wanted to see how the rest of your day went? I heard you won the lotto today. If this rumor is fact and not fiction, i think i'd like to take out a small loan for 80 g's. i'll pay you back. swear. i also heard that you and snoop have a split comming out. like the best of both worlds. i know that's gotta be true since you lost your voice from busting flows all weekend, (this made me laugh at work, and then i was on the floor when i realized that you and chris actually did this. and then i couldn't breath when i got a mental picture of chris bustin flows.) (chall are PECKERWOODS... ya know?)
Work sucked big BALLS today. WHY you ask? Because it always does. Apparently i missed a mandatory meeting yesterday. i told her she could terminate me, but she wouldn't. WHAT A FAT BIOTCH!!! This girl Meredith called in sick today, so i was upstairs ALL BY MYSELF today, WHAT A DUMB CUNT!!! (ha. that one was for effect.)
I'm real happy that you called today. i hope it wasn't a pitty call, cause that would be BOGUS. and i'd come egg your house.. well i like your mom, so i'd egg your pimp ride. what's going on with that by the way? we could hijack a fucking car some time.. i gots friday sat and sunday off. you pick what kinda car, and i'll learn how to break into em.
as long as i get shot gun permenantly.
But seriously, it was sooooo nice to hear from you. i miss you a lots. it's wierd not seeing or talking to you at least once a day. make sure you stay close with me. or i'll have my best friend jonny come beat cho ass foo. he'll make you a bitch made nigga.
okay i'm going to bed, but say hi to your mom andy and gramps. give my love to kramer, and tell bailey that i still have not forgiven him for being such a PUNK ASS BIOTCH with me. i gotta scar on my left knee.
mmk. bye, <3
over and out---+
s.
Just wanted to see how the rest of your day went? I heard you won the lotto today. If this rumor is fact and not fiction, i think i'd like to take out a small loan for 80 g's. i'll pay you back. swear. i also heard that you and snoop have a split comming out. like the best of both worlds. i know that's gotta be true since you lost your voice from busting flows all weekend, (this made me laugh at work, and then i was on the floor when i realized that you and chris actually did this. and then i couldn't breath when i got a mental picture of chris bustin flows.) (chall are PECKERWOODS... ya know?)
Work sucked big BALLS today. WHY you ask? Because it always does. Apparently i missed a mandatory meeting yesterday. i told her she could terminate me, but she wouldn't. WHAT A FAT BIOTCH!!! This girl Meredith called in sick today, so i was upstairs ALL BY MYSELF today, WHAT A DUMB CUNT!!! (ha. that one was for effect.)
I'm real happy that you called today. i hope it wasn't a pitty call, cause that would be BOGUS. and i'd come egg your house.. well i like your mom, so i'd egg your pimp ride. what's going on with that by the way? we could hijack a fucking car some time.. i gots friday sat and sunday off. you pick what kinda car, and i'll learn how to break into em.
as long as i get shot gun permenantly.
But seriously, it was sooooo nice to hear from you. i miss you a lots. it's wierd not seeing or talking to you at least once a day. make sure you stay close with me. or i'll have my best friend jonny come beat cho ass foo. he'll make you a bitch made nigga.
okay i'm going to bed, but say hi to your mom andy and gramps. give my love to kramer, and tell bailey that i still have not forgiven him for being such a PUNK ASS BIOTCH with me. i gotta scar on my left knee.
mmk. bye, <3
over and out---+
s.