Mafia Verse Chat Log: Vorenus and Tony on MSN

[l_vorenus]

I don't even know. Ryoko and I were on MSN and our respective names are currently 'Tony Stark' and 'L. Vorenus'. I remarked " based on our respective names at the mo' why am I seeing Tony and Lucius exchanging angry IMs?" and we started just doing it. Below is what happened. ALSO CAPSLOCK.L. Vorenus says: >| I SEE WHAT U DID THAR STARK

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[nottheherotype]

It's not my job to be Satan anyway, that's my cousin's job.

[l_vorenus]

What?

[nottheherotype]

Come on, seriously? "Lucifer"? Don't tell me you never thought about it.

[l_vorenus]

Stark I'm Roman pagan like my parents. His name is Latin. I did not consider it in the Christian context.

Or are you actually telling me that he is indeed the devil incarnate?

[nottheherotype]

Well I'm not Christian either. It's called popular culture. Get out, watch a movie, play some video games every once in a while.

That's up for debate.

[l_vorenus]

Considering you're always mucking up those plans, I say it's your fault and not mine.

Well, do you think he is?

[nottheherotype]

Yeah yeah. I'll send you a movie, alright? No bombs, no diseases, just a nice movie to watch with your wife. Oh wait--

It's a possibility.

[l_vorenus]

..........You are in no place to be criticizing my marriage, Stark.

What makes you say that, aside from his name?

[nottheherotype]

I didn't say anything.

I'm sure you'll find out soon enough.

[l_vorenus]

At least mine still is alive.

Why does that worry me?

[nottheherotype]

...

Don't look at me, Lucius. Go ask a therapist.

[l_vorenus]

Oh right, I have you lot to thank for years and years of paranoia.

[nottheherotype]

My pleasure.

[l_vorenus]

Fuck you.