I supose it is high time I fill out som'sing for zis silly log bullshit zat we 'ave to do.
Since zis seems to be ze fastest way to contact wis ze Administrator, assuming zey are reading zis...I would like to point out zat I 'ave been 'ere for several days now and 'ave killed no one, wis ze acception of a few rats in zis disgusting fort you 'ave sent
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Your singing leaves a LOT to be desired, man. Don't quit your day job.
(OOC: HAHAHAHAHAHA that video is hilarious. xD Poor Spoi.)
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And sorry you did not like it. I 'sought ze lyrics were quite good, but I'm sure it is still better zen any'sing you could do.
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I could actually do a whole lot better. I ain't too good with singin' but I've got a killer sense of rhythm.
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I don't even know what zat was, but it was definitley NOT music.
OOC- I'd make a Justin Beiber joke about Scout, but he doesnt exist yet...lucky them! XD
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Actually, you know what? This is between you and me, so I'm gonna make a bet with YOU about how long you're gonna last. Twenty bucks says I make it through the first ten minutes of the first battle before you. No, wait, make it FIFTY bucks.
It so was music, ya bastard! You just can't appreciate my fine taste and wicked musical stylings!
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Oh ho ho! Is zat so, boy? I accept zis wager. And if I do not 'ear from you again after ze firt battle...because I also assume you will run 'ome crying t your mo'zair, zen I will collect ze money from 'er!
If she is as beautiful as ze BLU Spy's mo'zair, maybe I will work some sort of deal wis 'er. But I doubt zis, considering 'ow unattractive 'er off-spring is!
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And shut up! I'm handsome! At least I don't have to wear a mask 'cause people will see my ugly face and instantly recognize me as the goddamn Elephant Man.
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(OOC- Actually, she might be alive still...but she probably went back to Quebec. ;P)
O'zerwise, I would say go for it...it may be ze only shot you 'ave to lose your virginity!
Oh, I'm sure your mo'zair told you zat to spare your pitiful feelings. And for your information, I wear ze mask, also to spare your feelings. Because if you could see 'ow 'andsome I really am, you would probably weep at 'ow ugly you would look standing next to me.
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My ma didn't have to tell me that, I know I'm a good lookin' guy. Case in point, I will repeat, I have been laid TWELVE BILLION TIMES. That's a lot of chicks who dig me. You probably have to wear your mask all the time when you're with broads 'cause they'd run at the sight of your hideous face. ...I bet you got a beak for a nose or something. And like cat ears on the side of your head. So sad that BLU's ma settled for somethin' so disgustin'. She must have some pretty low standards to be with a guy like you and have a kid like that.
I'm so good lookin' you probably already cry yourself to sleep at night 'cause you ain't never gonna be as handsome as me. Your mask is probably soaked with tears when you wake up.
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HA! You wish. I can get 'is mo'zair even wis ze mask...you probably couldn't get a fat girl, even if I let you borrow it!
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An' stop talkin' about my ma like that! She ain't no leper!
Why would I even want a fat girl?! You do fat girls? Jesus Christ, you stoop to levels I'd never go to. BLU's ma, fatties, your siblings... I don't think I wanna even know what else you've done.
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And for your information, I 'ave no siblings. My family was killed be zos fucking Germans on a ship crossing over from eh...visiting friends in Canada. I was ze one who survived.
Just because your mo'zair is probably hideous, does not mean you can talk about BLU Scout's mo'zair zat way! 'ow dare you! She is a beautiful woman! Don't make me come over to your bunk and smack you, you disrespectful little morceau de merde!
OOC- "Peice of shit!" :P
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XDD
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Did he bring Ma into this?! Aw Hell no...Listen ya piece of shit. Ya leave my Ma outta this OK? She ain't done nothing to you at all...what is your major malfunction brotha about slammin' my Ma?
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