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Apr 17, 2005 20:53

THE LAST WILL AND TESTEMENT OF LEAH LEE ZANDER, ESQ.

I, Leah Lee Zander, am of sound mind and body as a write this, except for a mild case of insanity and a gash on my foot from which I am bleeding to death.

TO KELSEY: All those videotapes we so enjoyed making, as well as the S&M gear that was involved.

TO MAEVE: A box containing one hair off of ( Read more... )

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Uhhh okay mewsicfreak April 18 2005, 17:44:50 UTC

Leah, you come up with some of THE most random shit. :-D
Funny.

worshipsdog April 18 2005, 21:16:16 UTC

Are you feeling ill, Leah? Deathly ill, perhaps? Ill enough that I might be able to stop over and pick up my little box of hair, hmm?
*dagger drops out of sleeve*
*bends over and picks up dagger hurriedly*

l_e_a_h April 18 2005, 22:28:02 UTC

*brightly* nope, feelin' great! never better, actually! it's so nice to have so many people concerned about me! hey, now that i'm not gonna die, maybe i better hang on to the little box for a while longer. i wouldn't want to foist it on you now; i mean, the insurance costs alone will probably send you into indentured servitude and/or white slavery in Russia! i wouldn't want to do that to you! but hey, i have a tube sock that i got from a pal of my cousin gino from jersey that may or may not have been worn by brittney spears at a mall in vegas mere hours after her marriage was anulled! how bout it?

worshipsdog April 18 2005, 22:51:27 UTC

How 'bout I write your eulogy in binary code? You know, lots and lots and lots of numbers? How does that sound?

mets31maniac April 20 2005, 01:34:26 UTC

suree i see how it goes.
u dont leave anything to ur amazing cousin
why on earth would u want to do that?
i mean who else would u trust to hold onto the stash!?

haha. leah i <3 u and i hope that we get to see eachother this summer.
ive decided that if u dont come to the poconos i will cry tears of agony

l_e_a_h April 20 2005, 01:52:34 UTC

but of course! i bequeath to you: Santa, our stash, and the entire boxed set of every full house episode ever created.

mets31maniac April 20 2005, 22:55:07 UTC

*weeps with joy*
u are so good to me, leah.
full house on DVD? i cant wait til u die, for then i can have all of those things!

haha jk. if u were to die anytime in the near future, (or ever for that matter) i would grab a cow, fling it through the air, and then beat myself senseless with it until u came back from the dead.

and since when do u own every full house episode ever made!?!?
i think my obsession with that show is starting to rub off on u!

worshipsdog May 19 2005, 01:11:52 UTC

Hey... pics of Justin
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=6194228&friendName=Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious&Mytoken=20050518180624