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THE LAST WILL AND TESTEMENT OF LEAH LEE ZANDER, ESQ.
I, Leah Lee Zander, am of sound mind and body as a write this, except for a mild case of insanity and a gash on my foot from which I am bleeding to death.
TO KELSEY: All those videotapes we so enjoyed making, as well as the S&M gear that was involved.
TO MAEVE: A box containing one hair off of the head of a man who may or may not have been Kurt Cobain, plucked by an overzealous fan at a concert ten years ago and sold to me on EBay.
TO NICKI: $200 to start the hotel whore business. I know it won't be the same without me, but try to go on nevertheless. And one liter of Hawaain Punch. Use as you see fit.
Mother's home, must go, will complete later.