Now I know this isn't a fanfic, but....
Now I completely blame sidmaron for this. LOL (Just kidding, bb... this actually provided me with some much needed laughs~)
Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters
(if you're a strict anime fan)/celebrities.
Number the list. Then click the cut for some very random questions.
(Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it.)
01. Park Yoochun
02. Kim Jaejoong
03. Kim Junsu
04. Jung Yunho
05. Shim Changmin
06. Kim Heechul
07. Hankyung
08. Cho Kyuhyun
09. Fujiwara Tatsuya (Nanahara Shuya from Battle Royale)
10. Gackt
11. Hyde
12. Kaoru (Dir En Grey)
~The Questions~
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? [Heechul/Hyde]
OMG. I’ve ruined poor Heechul - not to say I don’t like Hyde. LOL (that’s why he’s on the list!)
But no, I have never read one… I don’t even know if they exist, but I have no desire to read one… Heechul is Hankyung’s forever. Kekekeke
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? [Yunho]
Why yes, Yunho is very hot. All of my list is very hot in their own way ;p And Yunho is very hot (especially when I think about him and that microphone pole!)
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? [Kaoru/Kyuhyun]
…. I would die and Kaoru-sama would be subject to underage sex charges. Hahaha just kidding!! Kyuhyun Is of legal age, but I prefer him as Zhou Mi’s seme.
4. Can you recall any fics about 9? [Tatsuya]
Nope. Never read a - erm, well… I read one once, but it sucked. It ended badly and he didn’t get together with who I wanted him to!
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? [Jaejoong/Heechul]
No, not in my opinion… there’s just too much femininity going on there. (Though JJ has gotten very masculine recently)
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? [Changmin/Tatsuya ; Changmin/Gackt]
… Honestly? Neither, but if I must choose then… the first. Gackt isn’t Changminnie’s type. :P
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? [Hankyung ; Jaejoong/Kaoru]
Probably do exactly what I would: Scream and tell JJ to get his ass back to Yunho and Kaoru to get his ass back to Kyo. (Because we all know Hankyung is a yaoi addict.)
8. Make up a summary for a 3/9 fic. [Junsu/Tatsuya]
“After surviving tragedy, Tatsuya decides to treat himself to a concert where he spots a very sexy duck-assed singer. “ Sorry, sorry (*begins singing ‘Sorry, Sorry’ by SuJu*)… couldn’t resist on both accounts!!
9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? [Yoochun/Kyuhyun]
Only non-romantically because Yoochun is a very caring hyung.
Is there such a thing as “non-romantic fluff”?
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. [Hankyung/Kaoru]
Walked In, but Won’t Walk Out. [in reference to question # 7]
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? [Yunho/Yoochun]
Gah… nice question considering I just got somewhat into this pairing… Anyway~
“After their performance of ‘Ride On’ Yunho is horny from listening to Yoochun’s sexy pants onstage, so he shows his dongseng what he thinks of his performance.”
12. Does anyone on your f-list read 7 slash? [Hankyung]
Why yes, I do believe so.
13. Does anyone on your f-list read 3 het? [Junsu]
I think so.
14. Does anyone in your f-list write/draw 11? [Hyde]
Now that I wouldn’t know - most of my friends write DBSK/SuJu fanfics.
15. Would anyone on your f-list write 2/4/5? [Jaejoong/Yunho/Changmin]
Hahahaha, I’m not sure, I know I would!! LOL
16. What might 10 scream at the moment of passion? [Gackt]
… He would start singing ‘Vanilla’. XD BTW, that MV really creeps me out…. *shivers*
17. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, which song would you choose? [Kyuhyun]
What about… ‘The One’ by Super Junior M.
18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? [Yoochun/Heechul/Kaoru]
Omo…
‘Use of alcohol, mentions of cigarettes, bondage, use of the position 69, voyeurism’
0o0 OMG, poor Yoochunnie… I’m sorry ;-;
19. What might be a good pick up line for 2 to use on 10? [Jaejoong/Gackt]
‘Show me your favorite position and I’ll show you how flexible I am.’
Omo, Jaejoong takes charge over Gackt. XD
20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? [Changmin]
Just yesterday, I was reading MinSu… and JaeMin… and HoMin…. And YooMin.
21. What is 6 super secret kink? [Heechul]
Chinese butt-raping? XD Just kidding, I swear… It’s completely consensual between Han and Chul.
Cross-dressing. (which may actually be not-so-secret now.)
22. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? [Hyde/Tatsuya]
Sure, why not? Hyde would be completely sober because Tatsuya is just too damn cute to resist.
23. If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? [Junsu/Hankyung]
Hankyung would top… but they will never get together, bwuahahahahahahaha! Because I’m a secret cockblock.
24. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? [Hankyung/Kyuhyun]
Pissed considering Hankyung is only Heechul’s and Kyuhyun has Zhou Mi to keep him in line.
25. 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4.
1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair
with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Rewritten:
Yoochun and Tatsuya are in a happy relationship until Tatsuya suddenly runs off with Yunho. Yoochun, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hyde and a brief unhappy affair with Kaoru, then follows the wise advice of Changmin and finds true love with Junsu.
HAHAHAHA YOOSU PWNS ALL!
25a.) What title do you give this fic?
Hm… “All The Wrong Choices Led Me To You”. Long, but I think it hits the spot.
25.) Name three people on you f-list who might read it and name one person who should write it.
My mom, my sister… um, me? I’m on my f-list somehow. LOL And I would probably be the only one insane enough to write something like that. (Switching out Tatsuya with Jaejoong though. YunJae rules.)
Haaaaaaave fun. ;)
Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters
(if you're a strict anime fan)/celebrities.
Number the list. Then click the cut for some very random questions.
(Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it.)
01. Park Yoochun
02. Kim Jaejoong
03. Kim Junsu
04. Jung Yunho
05. Shim Changmin
06. Kim Heechul
07. Hankyung
08. Cho Kyuhyun
09. Fujiwara Tatsuya (Nanahara Shuya from Battle Royale)
10. Gackt
11. Hyde
12. Kaoru (Dir En Grey)
~The Questions~
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? [Heechul/Hyde]
OMG. I’ve ruined poor Heechul - not to say I don’t like Hyde. LOL (that’s why he’s on the list!)
But no, I have never read one… I don’t even know if they exist, but I have no desire to read one… Heechul is Hankyung’s forever. Kekekeke
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? [Yunho]
Why yes, Yunho is very hot. All of my list is very hot in their own way ;p And Yunho is very hot (especially when I think about him and that microphone pole!)
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? [Kaoru/Kyuhyun]
…. I would die and Kaoru-sama would be subject to underage sex charges. Hahaha just kidding!! Kyuhyun Is of legal age, but I prefer him as Zhou Mi’s seme.
4. Can you recall any fics about 9? [Tatsuya]
Nope. Never read a - erm, well… I read one once, but it sucked. It ended badly and he didn’t get together with who I wanted him to!
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? [Jaejoong/Heechul]
No, not in my opinion… there’s just too much femininity going on there. (Though JJ has gotten very masculine recently)
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? [Changmin/Tatsuya ; Changmin/Gackt]
… Honestly? Neither, but if I must choose then… the first. Gackt isn’t Changminnie’s type. :P
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? [Hankyung ; Jaejoong/Kaoru]
Probably do exactly what I would: Scream and tell JJ to get his ass back to Yunho and Kaoru to get his ass back to Kyo. (Because we all know Hankyung is a yaoi addict.)
8. Make up a summary for a 3/9 fic. [Junsu/Tatsuya]
“After surviving tragedy, Tatsuya decides to treat himself to a concert where he spots a very sexy duck-assed singer. “ Sorry, sorry (*begins singing ‘Sorry, Sorry’ by SuJu*)… couldn’t resist on both accounts!!
9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? [Yoochun/Kyuhyun]
Only non-romantically because Yoochun is a very caring hyung.
Is there such a thing as “non-romantic fluff”?
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. [Hankyung/Kaoru]
Walked In, but Won’t Walk Out. [in reference to question # 7]
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? [Yunho/Yoochun]
Gah… nice question considering I just got somewhat into this pairing… Anyway~
“After their performance of ‘Ride On’ Yunho is horny from listening to Yoochun’s sexy pants onstage, so he shows his dongseng what he thinks of his performance.”
12. Does anyone on your f-list read 7 slash? [Hankyung]
Why yes, I do believe so.
13. Does anyone on your f-list read 3 het? [Junsu]
I think so.
14. Does anyone in your f-list write/draw 11? [Hyde]
Now that I wouldn’t know - most of my friends write DBSK/SuJu fanfics.
15. Would anyone on your f-list write 2/4/5? [Jaejoong/Yunho/Changmin]
Hahahaha, I’m not sure, I know I would!! LOL
16. What might 10 scream at the moment of passion? [Gackt]
… He would start singing ‘Vanilla’. XD BTW, that MV really creeps me out…. *shivers*
17. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, which song would you choose? [Kyuhyun]
What about… ‘The One’ by Super Junior M.
18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? [Yoochun/Heechul/Kaoru]
Omo…
‘Use of alcohol, mentions of cigarettes, bondage, use of the position 69, voyeurism’
0o0 OMG, poor Yoochunnie… I’m sorry ;-;
19. What might be a good pick up line for 2 to use on 10? [Jaejoong/Gackt]
‘Show me your favorite position and I’ll show you how flexible I am.’
Omo, Jaejoong takes charge over Gackt. XD
20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? [Changmin]
Just yesterday, I was reading MinSu… and JaeMin… and HoMin…. And YooMin.
21. What is 6 super secret kink? [Heechul]
Chinese butt-raping? XD Just kidding, I swear… It’s completely consensual between Han and Chul.
Cross-dressing. (which may actually be not-so-secret now.)
22. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? [Hyde/Tatsuya]
Sure, why not? Hyde would be completely sober because Tatsuya is just too damn cute to resist.
23. If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? [Junsu/Hankyung]
Hankyung would top… but they will never get together, bwuahahahahahahaha! Because I’m a secret cockblock.
24. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? [Hankyung/Kyuhyun]
Pissed considering Hankyung is only Heechul’s and Kyuhyun has Zhou Mi to keep him in line.
25. 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4.
1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair
with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Rewritten:
Yoochun and Tatsuya are in a happy relationship until Tatsuya suddenly runs off with Yunho. Yoochun, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hyde and a brief unhappy affair with Kaoru, then follows the wise advice of Changmin and finds true love with Junsu.
HAHAHAHA YOOSU PWNS ALL!
25a.) What title do you give this fic?
Hm… “All The Wrong Choices Led Me To You”. Long, but I think it hits the spot.
25.) Name three people on you f-list who might read it and name one person who should write it.
My mom, my sister… um, me? I’m on my f-list somehow. LOL And I would probably be the only one insane enough to write something like that. (Switching out Tatsuya with Jaejoong though. YunJae rules.)
Haaaaaaave fun. ;)