Title: Twenty-Nine Successful Seductions (And One Failed Attempt)
Pairing: George/almost everybody
Rating: R
Warnings: Uhm... lots of sex, of both the het and slash variety. A ridiculous amount of eye-roll-worthy puns, quips, and silliness. Crack to the extreme.
Notes: I wrote this for my sweet tania_sings as a 30th birthday present! It features her ( Read more... )

Title: The Confession
Character: George
Rating: R
Warnings: Infidelity. Angst. *snicker* Oh, fine. Crack!
Notes: This is a Cracky Wankdrabble sequel to tania_sings's glorious work entitled My Love, I Have Strayed. It will make absolutely no sense unless you've read that first.

( The Confession )

Title: Unexpected Rewards
Rating: hard R/NC17
Pairing: Bella/surprise!
Word Count: 200
Notes: Credit for this atrocity (ha!) needs to go straight to seraphimerising, without whom this would never have crossed my mind. It was written for Challenge #5: 200 Words of Crack! at rarepair_shorts.
Warnings: *cough*

( Unexpected Rewards )

Title: Two Things Harry Heard with Extendable Ears, and One Thing He Didn't
Prompt: extendable ears
Character/Pairing: Harry/Ginny, Harry/Ron, Ron/Ginny, Ginny/Hermione (Yeah. I know.)
Rating: R
Notes/Warnings: Total, complete crack!drabble. Implied incest. Ridiculousness. My extremely warped sense of humor. A swearword. This was written for weasley_100 .

( Two Things Harry Heard with Extendable Ears, and One Thing He Didn't )