l0k

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Oct 31, 2009 03:27

I forgot about this place, mostly because I'm too lazy to update regularly. Anyways, last few months in a nutshell:

-Summer: summer school and doing nothing for the rest of it. Really really slow, I did get the grades I wanted so good stuff there

-SF state: I have mixed feelings about this place. On one hand, I believe my teachers know what they're talking about. On the other, I am perplexed at some of the topic choices, especially in my proofs class. So far it would appear I'm getting a B in stats, and A's in the rest of my classes.

-Maaaagic!!! There's people who play at SF state and I do so when there's time. I do OK as the quality is higher than the DVC scrubs

-Slowly getting better at Melty. I'm fairly happy with how my abilities are developing. I pretty much know how to play my chara in most situations but still need work on execution and mixups.

-Fat people: It is my sincere belief that girls well over 300lb should never ever be allowed to wear a miniskirt. Those who attempt should be shot in the head whenever seen.
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And for what inspired me to update...

You know, I have shat many shits throughout the years. They have come in all shapes, sizes, and various colors. I have had brown bricks of constipation, green leafs that followed eating a whole red cabbage, the orange shake of liquid diarrhea, so on and so forth. But until today I have never been able to produce a blue shit. Yes, I did shit a blue one today. In fact, it was magnificent. I stared at it for a few minutes, and it was just floating there, basking in its own glory. It had a layered structure and a color not unlike the Mountain Dew Voltage. I lamented for a while the lack of camera so I could catch its glory and share it with the world. Never in my life had I had such a tough time flushing a public bathroom. I felt that I have deprived my fellow countrymen of a great gift, the gift of blue shit. For that, I might be a bad man.

-l0k
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