Oh holy crap shaith. . .
So the boy and I are just taking a nice little shower after a night of me dancing around like a tard on the DDR thinger. . .all of a sudden there is a noise. . and his face just drops. . Next thing you know, I hear MY DAD say, "Hello?" (It's 4 IN THE FREAKING MORNING!!!) I reply ". . hi!". He says, "Um. . So what's going on?". . "I'm taking a shower. . " We hear Dad walk off and proceed to creep around silently, terrified, and yet trying not to laugh at the we're-so-fucked situation we managed to get ourselves in. . Finally we dress and make a break for my room. Got there ok, and I turned to go to the office side and talk to Dad.
"What are you doing up so early?" I say casually Apparently he just couldn't sleep and decided to come in and get some work done. . MIRACULOUSLY everything was ok. . he didn't act wierd at all. . he was. . pleasant actually. So now we're sitting here, both writing about the fucking closest call on the face of the planet. . and thinking. . . how long had he been there? What playful banter did he hear?!?! Thank GOD we didn't decided to skip the shower and just start fucking like rampant rabbits. . . I need a cigarette. . .
"What are you doing up so early?" I say casually Apparently he just couldn't sleep and decided to come in and get some work done. . MIRACULOUSLY everything was ok. . he didn't act wierd at all. . he was. . pleasant actually. So now we're sitting here, both writing about the fucking closest call on the face of the planet. . and thinking. . . how long had he been there? What playful banter did he hear?!?! Thank GOD we didn't decided to skip the shower and just start fucking like rampant rabbits. . . I need a cigarette. . .