I saw a
centipede today. It was really really REALLY creepy. :(
I remember when I was a little girl, I did something bad (like track mud in the house or something), and then POOF! I saw a centipede. Of course, I ran crying to Mutti, who told me that it appeared because I did something bad. After that, every time I made a mistake (whether by accident or on purpose), the centipede memory would come crawling (pardon the pun :p) back.
After I once more saw a Centipede of DOOM™ today, I couldn't help but wonder what I did wrong.
Oh, Mutti. You have scarred me for life.