Of the day...
Quote of the day: "Woman are like parking lots. They're whores and liars."
Happy thought of the day: EMS is removing a guy from the mall who knocked himself out by trying to barrell through the plexiglass doors of the Godiva store this morning. I witnessed this debacle, and can only comment that I never thought an adult could bounce like that, and there are 3 teeth on the floor. It was hilLAFALOTious.
Greatest invention evar of the day: Isopropyl alcohol. (stupid kids smearing their buttgrease on my kiosk....)
Happy thought of the day: EMS is removing a guy from the mall who knocked himself out by trying to barrell through the plexiglass doors of the Godiva store this morning. I witnessed this debacle, and can only comment that I never thought an adult could bounce like that, and there are 3 teeth on the floor. It was hilLAFALOTious.
Greatest invention evar of the day: Isopropyl alcohol. (stupid kids smearing their buttgrease on my kiosk....)