Best thing evar...
Those of you who are on this list have probably all known (at least of) me long enough to remember my "of the day" series. Well, I think it's back.
Quote of the day: "Better than a baby made out of America and Ice Cream."
Happy thought of the day: (inspired by me trying to be a good sameritan this morning) I stopped to see if this high school kid needed help, as he was pulled over, and trying to replace his tire. Instead of saying "No thanks" or anything like that, he said "Fuck off, you slut." Then, after swearing he was 18(cause I called him a kid), the cigarette he was too young to be smoking lost it's cherry on him and his pants ignited.... "Liar, liar, pants on FIRE!"
Greatest invention ever of the day: Coffee. Just....coffee.
Quote of the day: "Better than a baby made out of America and Ice Cream."
Happy thought of the day: (inspired by me trying to be a good sameritan this morning) I stopped to see if this high school kid needed help, as he was pulled over, and trying to replace his tire. Instead of saying "No thanks" or anything like that, he said "Fuck off, you slut." Then, after swearing he was 18(cause I called him a kid), the cigarette he was too young to be smoking lost it's cherry on him and his pants ignited.... "Liar, liar, pants on FIRE!"
Greatest invention ever of the day: Coffee. Just....coffee.