[fic] Random Murata CRACK!
Title: A Firm Talking To
Author: Kameko-chan (kameko_87)
Rating: PG
Pairing: implied Original King/Murata (seriously don't ask)
Genre: Humor
Chapter: Oneshot
Comments: Murata scolds the Original King over recent events. Very slight 40-41 spoilers.
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I'm not sure what you're trying to do, but you've really got to stop with all the needlessly complicated plotting. I don't care if it all serves a purpose, I still say you could just tell people every once in awhile what it is you're scheming.
How many times do I have to tell you, I don't care if it's funny. You'll just have to find other ways to amuse yourself for the rest of eternity.
No, you may not. Does it sound like I'm in the mood right now?
Stop that! I'm angry with you, or haven't you been paying attention? You're not getting-
Oh my.
No no no, I will not let you seduce me! We're having a talk! I promised Yuuri I'd scold you for that whole Conrad fiasco. I swear, you must be the luckiest disembodied spirit of a former king EVER, because there's no way that should have ended well.
What's the matter now?
Aw, don't pout. I made him a promise, that's all. I do like you better, I sw-
Ohhhh, you're a sneaky bugger. Okay, you win this one. Just promise to leave Conrad and Yuuri to their own devices for a while? Please?
Brat. You'll never change.
Love you, too.
END
Because... OMGtheirlovetrancendstimeandspace. <---- I am on so much crack
Author: Kameko-chan (kameko_87)
Rating: PG
Pairing: implied Original King/Murata (seriously don't ask)
Genre: Humor
Chapter: Oneshot
Comments: Murata scolds the Original King over recent events. Very slight 40-41 spoilers.
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I'm not sure what you're trying to do, but you've really got to stop with all the needlessly complicated plotting. I don't care if it all serves a purpose, I still say you could just tell people every once in awhile what it is you're scheming.
How many times do I have to tell you, I don't care if it's funny. You'll just have to find other ways to amuse yourself for the rest of eternity.
No, you may not. Does it sound like I'm in the mood right now?
Stop that! I'm angry with you, or haven't you been paying attention? You're not getting-
Oh my.
No no no, I will not let you seduce me! We're having a talk! I promised Yuuri I'd scold you for that whole Conrad fiasco. I swear, you must be the luckiest disembodied spirit of a former king EVER, because there's no way that should have ended well.
What's the matter now?
Aw, don't pout. I made him a promise, that's all. I do like you better, I sw-
Ohhhh, you're a sneaky bugger. Okay, you win this one. Just promise to leave Conrad and Yuuri to their own devices for a while? Please?
Brat. You'll never change.
Love you, too.
END
Because... OMGtheirlovetrancendstimeandspace. <---- I am on so much crack