Is it sad I haven't updated as much because I have a Twitter and because
batmarg and
nochi_san both have jobs and can't read my slacker ass posts as much? If so, I apologize to everyone else on my flist. *bows*
In any case, I seriously need to chronicle the weird dreams I had last night. Just because...wow. Just...wow.
-The first dream I remember is that I was at some sort of dance club that was almost like a strip club but all the chicks were wearing prom dresses for some reason. However, me and Nathan Fillion (playing his character Richard Castle from the show "Castle") were apparently there undercover looking for someone. There was this annoying announcer lady doing trivia with a mic and she was searching for a guy to answer her question. She came to Castle and asked "What about him?" and I shouted "YEEEEAH!". Castle (who was a few tables away so we wouldn't look like we were together) looked right at me and mouthed "I swear with every fiber of my being that you will pay." I giggled madly and watched him squirm for a while. Don't remember the question but that was funny as hell.
-In another dream I was outside of a high school when these freaky looking aliens suddenly arrived out of nowhere and walked inside. I can't really describe them much but they looked like these greyish-blue spindly creatures with tree limbs for heads and bodies. They didn't say a word to any of the people that were outside, they just walked in and telepathically started closing the doors behind them. Kim Possible and I (don't ask: it's because I watched Kim Possible before I went to sleep) were trying to calm everyone down because they were panicking about if they should stay inside or go outside when the doors closed. We decided to go outside and consult our giant golden retriever puppy. Yeah, don't know what that is about. It was a giant telepathic golden retriever puppy. Clifford, eat your heart out.
-The other dream is way harder for me to remember because it was just all over the place. At first I was at some sort of family reunion with my mom's side of the family. Moesha's Dad (Moesha from my family, not Brandy from the show) challenged Bryan to an eating contest with a hundred different types of candied cranberries (which looked so damn delicious in my dream it's making me hungry) but Bryan didn't wanna do it so...Stephen Colbert did. (Watched that too before I went to bed) They were apparently so sour that his face turned red and I cracked up. Then for some reason, Bryan, Mikey, and I all went sky-diving over some sort of haunted lake that had a dragon in it. And we ate some more cranberries. Then we met these people at the bottom of a skyscraper that needed our help to get to the top, maybe to escape the dragon. That's where I stop remembering.
...I have brain damage, don't I? Seriously, none of that made any sense. Maybe it's because I didn't go to sleep until 4:30AM. Dunno.
Well...if you got through all of that...congratulations.