Haircut. Need. This whole having hair thing is out of my budget

Happy Black Friday! My family has come to the conclusion the U.S. has a holiday for every cardinal vice:

Thanksgiving: Gluttony
Christmas: Avarice
New Year's Eve: Envy
New Year's Day: Sloth
4th of July: Pride
Superbowl Sunday: Wrath
Valentine's Day: Lust