What's the Temperature for Kitten?
So I'm trying to bring a couple boxes to Jon's every weekend so I won't have one huge moving day. I realized at 11:15pm that I'm going over there tomorrow and haven't packed a single box. So I looked for something easy to pack, mementos. Turns out I have a lot of them, look at some of them made me smile (http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00157/76/83/157583867_l.jpg) I found a journal that I kept in high school and some printouts of my Open Diary (early college). A lot of it is whiny crap, but this is when we got names like "The Girl Who" "Woobie" "The Dandelion Avenger"
12/26/2001
What's the Temperature for Kitten?
So I got Christmas presents, lots of good stuff, one which included a George Forman Lean Mean Fat reducing Grilling Machine. It's teal, very pretty. So I put all my presents on my bed because there's no floor space to put them and I see Lily curled up on top on the grill box, she looked very cute there so I was talking to Lunamoon and asked "I wonder if it could roast a small cat." She says "You should call the company and ask.
*Note* I would NEVER do anything to harm my little kitty, I love her and wouldn't want to eat her, I just found the whole idea of calling hilarious.
Hello George Forman Grill Help Line, How can I help you?
Hello, recently I bought your grill, model number GR10ABWT and I was looking through the instruction booklet and saw directions on how to cook many items like tuna steak, shrimp, pork loin, link sausage, hot dogs, flank steak and chicken but nothing about roasting cats. I have a 4-pound cat I was wondering if I could cook on this grill, I do enjoy a perfectly seasoned tender feline, oh it's so juicy and delicious. I was wondering if I needed to skin and de-bone the cat or if I could just slap 'er on the grill and go?....
Comments:
don't just ask for cat recipes, ask them why they discriminate against cats. i love to eat nicely grilled cat in the morning, and i'm sure that other people do too. they should've put the instructions in there. down with discrimination! [lunamoon]
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mmm freshly grilled cat and rhino steaks for lunch. who needs chicken when you have that?
The girl whose parents apparently decided that after the girl whose car incidents this semester, that her and her sister need cell phones :) now i wonder why they thing that??? [The Girl Who]
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-the girl who still needs to learn to profreed..the girl who's not the girl whose [The Girl Who]
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hello again...little kits doesn't deserve that treatment..i'm outraged...j/k...crazy little kitty!~woobs [chicken1of3]
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I still think you should've done it. [MarsFire]
So should I keep this book that has a ton of petty, needy, lonely, dumbness, and a little bit of happy memories? Should I just get rid of it? Should I cut out the bad and only keep what I want to remember?
12/26/2001
What's the Temperature for Kitten?
So I got Christmas presents, lots of good stuff, one which included a George Forman Lean Mean Fat reducing Grilling Machine. It's teal, very pretty. So I put all my presents on my bed because there's no floor space to put them and I see Lily curled up on top on the grill box, she looked very cute there so I was talking to Lunamoon and asked "I wonder if it could roast a small cat." She says "You should call the company and ask.
*Note* I would NEVER do anything to harm my little kitty, I love her and wouldn't want to eat her, I just found the whole idea of calling hilarious.
Hello George Forman Grill Help Line, How can I help you?
Hello, recently I bought your grill, model number GR10ABWT and I was looking through the instruction booklet and saw directions on how to cook many items like tuna steak, shrimp, pork loin, link sausage, hot dogs, flank steak and chicken but nothing about roasting cats. I have a 4-pound cat I was wondering if I could cook on this grill, I do enjoy a perfectly seasoned tender feline, oh it's so juicy and delicious. I was wondering if I needed to skin and de-bone the cat or if I could just slap 'er on the grill and go?....
Comments:
don't just ask for cat recipes, ask them why they discriminate against cats. i love to eat nicely grilled cat in the morning, and i'm sure that other people do too. they should've put the instructions in there. down with discrimination! [lunamoon]
--
mmm freshly grilled cat and rhino steaks for lunch. who needs chicken when you have that?
The girl whose parents apparently decided that after the girl whose car incidents this semester, that her and her sister need cell phones :) now i wonder why they thing that??? [The Girl Who]
--
-the girl who still needs to learn to profreed..the girl who's not the girl whose [The Girl Who]
--
hello again...little kits doesn't deserve that treatment..i'm outraged...j/k...crazy little kitty!~woobs [chicken1of3]
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I still think you should've done it. [MarsFire]
So should I keep this book that has a ton of petty, needy, lonely, dumbness, and a little bit of happy memories? Should I just get rid of it? Should I cut out the bad and only keep what I want to remember?