God I rule...
At poker. In the past 3 days I've played poker twice and made $70. First place both times once I made 30 the other time I made 40. Like seriously why am I so fucking good at poker? For some reason I ALWAYS lose to Squeaks in heads up battles and I have played two heads-up really well. Once I went in chip leader and the other I was about a 2:1 underdog. Being chip leader is WAYY better! Try to do that! Anyway I look foward to playing Squeaks again and I hope I will fare better in a heads-up battle this time around.
Squeaks: sorry I did not invite you to play tonight but for the longest time it seemed like it was not going to happen. It was all thrown together at about 10:30-11 and in the rush I neglected to call you. I apologize but in the future I will let you know ahead of time. Also it didn't seem like you were too interested in it yesterday when I told you about it. But still I sorry!
God I'm good at poker! I want to go to the Casino! I hate being stupid young!
Squeaks: sorry I did not invite you to play tonight but for the longest time it seemed like it was not going to happen. It was all thrown together at about 10:30-11 and in the rush I neglected to call you. I apologize but in the future I will let you know ahead of time. Also it didn't seem like you were too interested in it yesterday when I told you about it. But still I sorry!
God I'm good at poker! I want to go to the Casino! I hate being stupid young!