All I use this for...
Are these quizzes or to bitch at Slimpy for breaking my collar bone. I wish Squeaks was answering his phone anytime I ever called but hes not so I pretty much hate him.
WRATH --
1. Who did you last get angry with?: Danny
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Combat knife.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Nope
4. How about of the same sex?: Have and will.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: I have no idea. I make a lot of people pissed at me.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Stupid people.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I like to hold grudges
-- SLOTH --
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?: A lot.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: I'm gonna say maybe 2 or 3pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: I'm suppose to call Loren.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: probably that I was too tired to do something.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through : you know it! They are really good! I still want to buy some goddam OxyClean! It works SOOOO well!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Like two weeks ago when Slimpy broke my collar bone! I would have worked out since then but I can't cuz well you know I have a broken shoulder!
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I didn't use one today.
-- GLUTTONY --
1. What is your overpriced beverage of choice?: Something alchoholic I'm sure. But also Keva Juices are delicious!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: dark meat!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: haha I don't remember. I remember the time but not the amount I had. It was probably around the equivilant of 18 or so shots.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Nope, when you look this good it's hard to find flaws.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: sweets i would say.
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: This may be the most retarded question I have ever answered.
-- LUST --
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Not sure, 10+
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Probably a lot.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Of course.
4. Have you "done it"?: you know it baby!
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Chest and stomach and eyes. Im shallow so what?
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: nope, at least not knowingly
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: nope
-- GREED --
1. How many credit cards do you own?: 2, if you count my debit card.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Not sure...
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Probably invest most of it.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich, and I will be I guarentee it.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yeah, I rule!
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 2,090
-- PRIDE --
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?: Maybe getting my Eagle Scout.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?: College and Eagle.
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life: Become rich and have a wife and family.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: I don't I've ever come in second place. I make sure I win at everything I do.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: So everything I do!?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: It's not cheating if you dont get caught.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Nothing.
-- ENVY --
1. What item of your friends' would you most want to have for your own?: Probably financial security.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: Squeaks or Danny. Slimpy but he would break a 2x4 on my collar bone!
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Why would I want to be anyone else? I fucking rule!
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yes, who hasnt. I'm still drop dead sexy though.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I have no idea.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: hahaha no!
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?: Clearly Pride!
WRATH --
1. Who did you last get angry with?: Danny
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Combat knife.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Nope
4. How about of the same sex?: Have and will.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: I have no idea. I make a lot of people pissed at me.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Stupid people.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I like to hold grudges
-- SLOTH --
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?: A lot.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: I'm gonna say maybe 2 or 3pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: I'm suppose to call Loren.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: probably that I was too tired to do something.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through : you know it! They are really good! I still want to buy some goddam OxyClean! It works SOOOO well!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Like two weeks ago when Slimpy broke my collar bone! I would have worked out since then but I can't cuz well you know I have a broken shoulder!
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I didn't use one today.
-- GLUTTONY --
1. What is your overpriced beverage of choice?: Something alchoholic I'm sure. But also Keva Juices are delicious!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: dark meat!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: haha I don't remember. I remember the time but not the amount I had. It was probably around the equivilant of 18 or so shots.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Nope, when you look this good it's hard to find flaws.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: sweets i would say.
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: This may be the most retarded question I have ever answered.
-- LUST --
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Not sure, 10+
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Probably a lot.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Of course.
4. Have you "done it"?: you know it baby!
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Chest and stomach and eyes. Im shallow so what?
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: nope, at least not knowingly
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: nope
-- GREED --
1. How many credit cards do you own?: 2, if you count my debit card.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Not sure...
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Probably invest most of it.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich, and I will be I guarentee it.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yeah, I rule!
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 2,090
-- PRIDE --
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?: Maybe getting my Eagle Scout.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?: College and Eagle.
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life: Become rich and have a wife and family.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: I don't I've ever come in second place. I make sure I win at everything I do.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: So everything I do!?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: It's not cheating if you dont get caught.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Nothing.
-- ENVY --
1. What item of your friends' would you most want to have for your own?: Probably financial security.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: Squeaks or Danny. Slimpy but he would break a 2x4 on my collar bone!
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Why would I want to be anyone else? I fucking rule!
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yes, who hasnt. I'm still drop dead sexy though.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I have no idea.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: hahaha no!
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?: Clearly Pride!