Flood Watch Y2K

[kylemurray]

Ok, so that dam broke. I am now living in a high school that has been converted into a shelter/bordello (of blood). Just kidding. The dam broke, but they somehow diverted the water to a frat house and made $1,000,000 in relief efforts once they convinced several girls named Jennifer that drinking it would make them feel pretty and popular...at 5

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[_computer]

thanks dude. i want to know if the dam really broke...

[kylemurray]

it did, but they somehow used other dams to prevent flooding.