Flood Watch Y2K
Ok, so that dam broke. I am now living in a high school that has been converted into a shelter/bordello (of blood). Just kidding. The dam broke, but they somehow diverted the water to a frat house and made $1,000,000 in relief efforts once they convinced several girls named Jennifer that drinking it would make them feel pretty and popular...at 5 dollars a cup. You do the math!
I need a job. 6' 175 lbs. brown hair, eyes smoker with high pain tolerance and body-shape-changing-abilities seeks high-paying fun job for discreet no-strings-attatched employment. Previous experience with heavy lifting. Some heavy machinery experience. Willing to experiment!
I need to shave.
I wonder what I should eat. Worms!
I kind of want to go tubing down the river.
Happy-Birthday-Christina-Spinelli.
I need a job. 6' 175 lbs. brown hair, eyes smoker with high pain tolerance and body-shape-changing-abilities seeks high-paying fun job for discreet no-strings-attatched employment. Previous experience with heavy lifting. Some heavy machinery experience. Willing to experiment!
I need to shave.
I wonder what I should eat. Worms!
I kind of want to go tubing down the river.
Happy-Birthday-Christina-Spinelli.