That's it. Now I KNOW this is intentional.

[kylde]

I have met Anonymous.
She is my mother.
What else would you call buying someone
SIX
PAIRS
OF
SHOES
for Christmas, if not trolling?

Best part?
FIVE OF THEM WERE SANDALS.
AUGH.

She was laughing at me as I left tonight.
( On the other hand, my new Sennheiser headphones are solid gold awesome.)