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[kyan_d]

Screaming girl fans are wasted on me. I sometimes feel like I should make it up to them by pointing out Ashton Kutcher or some other nearby celebrity, except I can never find a nearby celebrity when I need one. I could point them toward the imaginary straight member of the Fab Five that I hear so much about, but I don't know which one of us that is

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[trent__ford]

I bet the imaginary straight one pulls in a lot of hopeful viewers, at least.

Get on AIM and I'm sure there will be a flock of men just waiting for you. Tres Trent

[kyan_d]

Oh, he does. Including myself. I watch the show to try and figure out which one of us is straight. Still coming up empty.

I'll be around later. I need to get my beauty rest to be prepared for that flock of men ;).

[trent__ford]

I'll have to pay more attention next time I watch it, just for curiosity's sake.

Oh, I know how you work. You just want to make your debut during the peak time. Not that I blame you.

[kyan_d]

You don't pay complete and total attention already? That disappoints me. But if you figure out which one of us is straight, let me know.

Maybe you're right. Maybe you're wrong. Actually, it's a little of both. Wanting to make the debut during the peak and when I'm at my peak.

[trent__ford]

On the contrary, I do! I just never try to figure out the straight one. That might ruin a fantasy for me. After all, Kyan, what if it was you?! The horror...

I'm often a little of both. Whenever it is, I'm sure we'll all be enthralled.

[kyan_d]

Ruin a fantasy? I'm your fantasy? I'm flattered. And I would be just as horrified as you if I were the straight one. But I think I'd know if it was me.

[trent__ford]

One of my fantasies, yes.

I would hope you would know if it was you, but I'll help protect you from women so you never have to find out.

[kyan_d]

You'll protect me? My hero.

[trent__ford]

*puffs out chest and finds a sword to borrow from somewhere, just in case*