In The Slammer
So big ballin', lying, stealing, cheating, adulterating Detroit Mayor Kilpatrick was ordered not to leave his immediate jurisdiction without getting permission first from the judge. Well he of course thought that since he is the big ballin', gangsta, superstar mayor that every Detroiter aspires to be... that he didn't have to listen to the judge. So he took a little trip out of the country to Canada. Now his ass is going to be sitting in jail for the night. Another fine example of "rich fat white people" (aka "The Man") keepin' a honest hard workin' brotha down. That judge should be ashamed, having the Mayor of Detroit conform to laws just like everyone else. That's not how it used to be in the good ol' days. What is this world coming to?
One bright spot, he just became the first Detroit Mayor ever to be ordered to jail while in office. It's always most prestigious to be first.
One bright spot, he just became the first Detroit Mayor ever to be ordered to jail while in office. It's always most prestigious to be first.