I went to a Darkon event with my boyfriend this weekend. For those of you who don't know what that is, consider yourselves lucky. It is basically The World's Nerdiest Thing. Anyway, I didn't apply sunscreen properly before the event and now I have a weird sunburn across my tits. It's like a stripe two inches across and one inch tall on each boob. ( Read more... )

I just bought an antique vibrator in working condition on Etsy for $15. I'm no expert, but I think this thing might have been made in the 1930s. On the one hand I'm thrilled to have found something so rare at such a ridiculously low price, but on the other hand, I just bought a used vibrator, and something tells me that's a little strange. I guess ( Read more... )

You know what I want? Bubblegum liquor.

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