Fic: Just Like Any Other Day
Title~ Just Like Any Other Day
Fandom~ Infinite RPF
Pairing~ 2Woogyu
Word Count~ 2873
Summary~ Woohyun- gender!swap
Author's Note~ This is … okay. So this is actually kind of weird. This is a snippet of a fic that will probably never be fleshed out (mostly because I don’t know how much more pain I can stand putting Woohyun through) … so - the ( Read more... )
Oh man. I am so fucking late that late doesn't even cover it. Forgive my terribleness for I love you so and wish for you to keep me as your monkey-pet forever.
OKAY NOW. HERE COMES SCREAMING.
YOU DID THIS OKAY. I AM UNDONE AND HEARTBROKEN AND BOYYYYS MY PRECIOUS BOYS THIS IS JUST KILLING ME
WHY WOULD YOU EVER
WHY
GOD YOU JUST ARE PERFECT TO ME
YOU ARE
KELSEY = MY PERFECT KEEPER (because I'm your pet monkey remember?)
CRYING CRYING CRYING
MY FEELINGS ARE SO OVERWHELMING OMFG
you have no right to judge the disgusting incoherence of this comment obviously
okay okay okay *deep breaths*
Just like it was any other day. Just like they were sitting in their living room, the others sprawled all around them and Dongwoo’s head in his lap - eternally laughing, eternally smiling. Just like their hands belonged together, wrapped up in each other, tickling and exploring each crevice as if it was for the first time - as if they had done this every day of their entire lives.
OH EF. IT'S STARTING ALREADY. BUT KELSEY. WHAT. IS. THIS. PICTURE.
His hair was a mess, he knew - nothing he did could convince the long locks to look even halfway presentable, strands flew out of the elastic band and where sloppy ponytail ended, there was clear evidence that he had been chewing on the strands most of the afternoon. The simple dress Sungjong had picked out for him earlier that day hung loose on his body - by all accounts it should have been flattering. But nothing was. No matter what cut, what fabric, what style - it did not matter, Woohyun was cursed to look as though he was wearing a paper sack over his thin, lanky frame. The current dress was put on in desperation - Sungjong had literally lost patience and stormed out after Woohyun had pulled it over his head. After a week of this - he refused to wear a bra, it was clear he didn’t really need one anyway, only Sunggyu had really noticed when he stopped. On his feet were a pair of worn sneakers - he had put in a valiant effort with the heels Sungjong gleefully brought him, but he couldn’t stand in them, let alone walk. It made no sense to him (the first shopping experience resulting in him lying on Sunggyu’s bed in the fetal position, Dongwoo curled up behind him and Sunggyu nervously flitting around, trying to stop him from crying with food and stuffed animals and basically anything he could get his hands on) that this body could not do the things he knew he could do before.
UGH BUT THIS PARAGRAPH
EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY OVER EACH AND EVERY WORD OF IT
FIRST :
STOP WITH THE HAIR-CHEWING WOO!!! OMFG HAIR IS NOT FOR CHEWING YOU ARE DAMAGING IT SO BAD JUST STOP IT RIGHT NOW CHEW YOUR NAILS INSTEAD BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT NAILS
SECOND :
SUNGJONG MY FLAWLESS FASHIONISTA ♥
THIRD :
LOL PERVY GYU IS MY FAVORITE GYU AND OF COURSE HE NOTICED THE BRA-ABSENCE ::HIGH-FIVES HIM::
FOURTH :
MY NAMY BABY :( :( :( I AM DYING OKAY
THE FETAL POSITION?
I CANNOT PROPERLY EXPRESS THE HEART-ACHE I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW
MY DISTRESS IS GRAND AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT (YOU THINK I AM EXAGERATING BUT I'M REALLY NOT)
FIFTH :
COMFORTING!GYU
I THINK THIS IS SELF-EXPLANATORY BECAUSE REALLY
He had learned to work with it, instead of fighting it. Now, he felt like he had to start all over.
CREYS
THIS IS SO GPOY I WANT TO CRY
NAMUUU DARLING :'( ALL THE FUCKING FEELINGS, KELSEY. NOT. FAIR.
He had gleefully played the arcade games and won Woohyun an obnoxiously oversized stuffed giraffe that he carried around by the neck as if it were the most thrilling possession of his life.
asdfghhljklmù
I CAN'T
I JUST CANNOT WITH THIS IT'S SO EFFING PERF
HE WON AN OVERSIZED GIRAFFE AND GOD I JUST CANNOT WITH THIS WHOLE VISUAL
He was doing it all wrong - they hated him for it. They hated him for having Dongwoo, in spite of his slovenliness. In spite of the fact that he didn’t know the rules to their game.
SOBBING FOREVER THE TRUTH OF THAT SLAYS ME TO THE BONES
WHY MUST WE BE LIKE THAT WHY WHY WHY
“Don’t you mean oppa?” Sunggyu’s voice was low and husky - teasing.
LMFAO OMFG!!!!!!! (is it bad? that I died of laughter? but it was so funny! *hides*) Gyu what even are you!!! PERFECT LEADER ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT TO SAY DOES HE NOT ♥
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING I CANNOT TAKE THIS
TOO MUCH PAIN
I REFUSE I REFUSE I REFUUUSE
WHY
((SOB))
But Woohyun couldn’t change his whole being in an afternoon, couldn’t stop seeking the attention of the women who now dismissed him. He didn’t understand the rules - how could he? Dongwoo understood them only abstractly, following his sister’s lead when dealing with more than one female. Woohyun had never lived with a girl the way he had, but there were some things that could not be taught.
Babe babe baaaabe :'( OF COURSE HE CANNOT FREE HIMSELF OF HIS ADDICTION-TO-FEMALE-APPRECIATION, MY BABE BOY :'( and yes you can't be tought a LIFE'S WORTH of brainwashing, you really can't and the fact that this is making him even more miserable is just BREAKING ME INTO PIECES
WHY WOULD YOU EVER GO THERE
THIS IS SO CRUEL I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO SHUN YOU FOR EXPOSING ME TO THE HURT OF THIS IDEA OR CURL UP WITH YOU AND WATCH A PRINCESS MOVIE AND DROWN TOGETHER IN THE EPIC GIRLINESS NO BOY CAN EVER UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE ONLY SANE (lol) REACTION TO HAVE TBH (yes, let's do it)
Woohyun and Dongwoo could take a day off and have a day of perfect-couple activities, but Sungyu was Leader. He couldn’t play away his day.
HOW
EFFING
DARE
YOU
JUST
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I HATE YOU LIKE BURNING
I JUST
FORGET IT AND LEAVE ME TO MY ALL-CONSUMING PAIN
;p the day is pretty but there is no gyu - what are a woo to do?
S O B B I N G
THIS BOY IS PURE UNDILUTED SUNSHINE HE REALLY IS
He was Leader. And Woohyun would want him to put Infinite first.
NO COMMENT
((I DON'T WANT TO INSULT YOU ANYMORE BUT BASICALLY : ALL THE PROFANITY.))
Oh man.
OH MAN.
YOU HAVE BROKEN ME
HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF SRSLY
NO BUT SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY
NEVER EVER STOP OMG NEVER!!!
GAH I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH AND THIS IS JUST THE WORST AND ALSO THE BEST BECAUSE LBR I LOVE PAIN AND THIS IS GORGEOUS PAIN YOU SHOULD BE PROUD (I AM VERY PROUD TO BE YOUR PET-MONKEY/BAMBOO-PILLOW JUST FYI)
♥
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Stop crying. You're wounding me.
Babe babe baaaabe :'( OF COURSE HE CANNOT FREE HIMSELF OF HIS ADDICTION-TO-FEMALE-APPRECIATION, MY BABE BOY
Would he be the man we love if else? No really - would we love him this much if he wasn't this way?
and yes you can't be tought a LIFE'S WORTH of brainwashing, you really can't and the fact that this is making him even more miserable is just BREAKING ME INTO PIECES
because this is so true it hurts - because he has no clue what he's up against - because he WOULD BE THE MOST PERFECT PRINCESS IF SOMEONE COULD JUST EXPLAIN THE RULES
(yes, let's do it)
deal
LEADER SLAYS ME ON A DAILY BASIS.
THIS BOY IS PURE UNDILUTED SUNSHINE HE REALLY IS
Dongwoo is pure perfection and an angel and what
NO COMMENT
BECAUSE IT IS TRUTH
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD
*blushes*
Thank you, B.P. ♥
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he really would, flawless babe boy *pets him*
deal
I VOTE A CINDERELLA STORY OBVS (this movie is prob responsible for my ~introduction to pop culture)
UGH YES WHAT IS A GYU SRSLY
Thank you, bb.
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Good lord. With Hilary Duff? My celebrity-nemesis/love-of-my-life???
Approved. For you.
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I feel like we should start making a list of the things we want to do, before it gets so big we can't remember it all ;)
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Forgiven.
STOP WITH THE HAIR-CHEWING WOO!!!
But the bb! He is so nervous!
LOL PERVY GYU IS MY FAVORITE GYU AND OF COURSE HE NOTICED THE BRA-ABSENCE ::HIGH-FIVES HIM::
I may or may not have stolen this from Lauren He's so conservative, it would drive him crazy if his girlfriend wasn't wearing a bra. Little gyu-gyu! *squeezes*
ALL THE FUCKING FEELINGS, KELSEY. NOT. FAIR.
Why blame me? this is all Nam Woohyun's fault!
HE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO EXIST.
I'm so glad you liked this and I don't even know what to say because it's all caps and emotes so: Yay you liked it!!!
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Dans mes bras *\o/*
There is never a valid excuse for hair-chewing. If you have to chew your nails, but omfg HAIR IS SACRED no chewing is allowed!! (If you tell me that you do this sometimes, I will legit cry and try to adopt your hair.)
LOLOL conservative!granpa!gyu <3
I know, I'm sorry there is so mych capslock and nothig about this comment makes sense I COULDN'T HELP THE FLAIL I WAS OVERCOME WITH IT
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I think I used to when I was super young, before I got glasses - and then I would chew on the ends of my glasses. ... Now I have a tongue piercing. I LIKE TO CHEW ON THINGS, OKAY?
Anyway - hair-chewing is so super juvenile. Only super little babies do it. And Nam Woohyun is a baby. So I thought the imagery was perfect for that. (Mostly also that Dongwoo would be concerned and try to pull it away)
THERE WAS A WHOLE IMAGE IN MY HEAD!
I know, I'm sorry there is so much capslock and nothing about this comment makes sense I COULDN'T HELP THE FLAIL I WAS OVERCOME WITH IT
*blushes*
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I like to chew on things too!!! :D No pen is ever safe. Or anything really. Except hair (but honestly! why).
Don't worry darling. I just have a weird hair!worship that makes me scream whenever anybody wants to damage or disrespect hair. But that's not your fault obvs, I'm just a little ~intense about it. Just pat me on the head and enjoy your perfect imagery (because it's great imagery it's just that I am too distracted by the utter WRONGNESS of it to enjoy it, is all) and leave me to my whining :P
Nobody understands my hair issues, but that's okay ;) (I was so awfully squicked by the hair-petting in the DE blood-sharing and everybody was like 'huh? why tho... what is your problem with hair, is it that disgusting to you?' and me : 'what noooooo i love hair why would you ever think that i didn't, oh okay... but it's the petting not the hair! who wouldn't want to worship ND's hair, come on!')
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(you are completely legitimate in your hair worship)
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Makes the pic that much better, imo.
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*DEAD*
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