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Jan 21, 2006 12:11

A beautiful, well dressed blond woman exits her new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG and enters the Manhattan bank, where she asks for the loan manager. The loan manager determines that the lady would like a $5,000 dollar loan, in order to make a business trip to Europe.

After checking her references and credit, he finds that she is quite wealthy and he is more than willing to write her a signature loan, but she insists that her car be the collateral. She turns over the keys, accepts her loan and receives a ride to the airport with the Bank's courtesy Cadillac.

A week later, she returns, and pays the principle and $72.50, interest and fee(s,) and the loan manager returns her keys.

"Why did you make a loan for a business trip to Europe, if I may inquire? You certainly have more than a hundred times that amount in your checking account, alone?"

The blond replied -- "Where else can you rent a secure parking space for a Mercedes for a week and with airport chauffer service for only $72.50?"
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