puppets
"Hey, twenty bucks says I can get a chick fight and a brawl after lecture by next week." I jeered at my friend half asleep next to me.
"The hell? Why would you do that?" He sat there confused for a moment. Upon awakening, his face turned disdainful.
"You're on fucker."
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I've been taking As Am literature for the past four weeks. Prof Huang's spaced out lectures consisting mainly of "You know", "Uh", "Um" and a few sporatic semi-intelligible words have driven me insane.
Yes, insane.
So, due to the wonderful pair of eyes I am blessed with on the back of my head, I can sit in the front row and see what everyone's doing.
The past four weeks have been spent gathering information, compartmentalizing (my new favorite word) all kinds of tidbits and random facets of people.
I know when people fall asleep.
I know when everyone is thinking about sex and who is guilty of it most.
I know who are the ones playing eye flirting games and with whom.
And more random shit that would bore you to tears.
So, in light of being almost halfway through the term and feeling the desire to cause chaos, I put information into action.
Girl A discovered Boy A two weeks ago. She probably has his student ID #, email address, residential address, phone number, xanga address, screen name, detailed biographies of previous exgirlfriends and more...
You wouldn't believe how much shit you can find with google.
Boy A is oblivious as all hell with that regard, but has been checking out Girl B.
Girl B is Boy B's girlfriend.
Boy A does not know this.
Boy B has been glancing at Girl A when Girl B skips class.
In short, I catalyzed this eclectic mix of reactants full of drama-potential into what can only be considered... personal amusement and financial gain.
So:
Girl A believes Boy A is officially with Girl B.
Boy A is now aware of Girl A's criminalistic stalking tendencies and is in the process of alerting the authorities. He also has been encouraged to believe that Girl B has the hots for him.
Girl B thinks Boy B is cheating on him with Girl A.
Boy B thinks Girl B is cheating on him with Boy A.
After lecture outside Engr, Girl B got into a cat fight with Girl A. Boy B beat the hell out of Boy A. They scrammed before campus police arrived.
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"Honest, your honor. This is where the twenty dollar bill came from."
"The hell? Why would you do that?" He sat there confused for a moment. Upon awakening, his face turned disdainful.
"You're on fucker."
---
I've been taking As Am literature for the past four weeks. Prof Huang's spaced out lectures consisting mainly of "You know", "Uh", "Um" and a few sporatic semi-intelligible words have driven me insane.
Yes, insane.
So, due to the wonderful pair of eyes I am blessed with on the back of my head, I can sit in the front row and see what everyone's doing.
The past four weeks have been spent gathering information, compartmentalizing (my new favorite word) all kinds of tidbits and random facets of people.
I know when people fall asleep.
I know when everyone is thinking about sex and who is guilty of it most.
I know who are the ones playing eye flirting games and with whom.
And more random shit that would bore you to tears.
So, in light of being almost halfway through the term and feeling the desire to cause chaos, I put information into action.
Girl A discovered Boy A two weeks ago. She probably has his student ID #, email address, residential address, phone number, xanga address, screen name, detailed biographies of previous exgirlfriends and more...
You wouldn't believe how much shit you can find with google.
Boy A is oblivious as all hell with that regard, but has been checking out Girl B.
Girl B is Boy B's girlfriend.
Boy A does not know this.
Boy B has been glancing at Girl A when Girl B skips class.
In short, I catalyzed this eclectic mix of reactants full of drama-potential into what can only be considered... personal amusement and financial gain.
So:
Girl A believes Boy A is officially with Girl B.
Boy A is now aware of Girl A's criminalistic stalking tendencies and is in the process of alerting the authorities. He also has been encouraged to believe that Girl B has the hots for him.
Girl B thinks Boy B is cheating on him with Girl A.
Boy B thinks Girl B is cheating on him with Boy A.
After lecture outside Engr, Girl B got into a cat fight with Girl A. Boy B beat the hell out of Boy A. They scrammed before campus police arrived.
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"Honest, your honor. This is where the twenty dollar bill came from."