heheheh email forwards XD
my mom send me too much junk mail ^^ sometimes i delete them all. but when im bored, i read a few and then delete some. lol when im really bored and i have homeworks and projects due, i read them all :P heheheh
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him he turned to look.
He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh my GOD.!...."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky:
"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?" "Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the Bear a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out, the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "LORD, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through CHRIST our LORD, Amen."
so today, i have to study substitution method, recurse-tree method, master method and math induction. oh how i HATE math. im starting to dislike 'theory of algorithms' because it has too much math. i cant wait to start on the actual problems and algorithm solutions! >:E
also today, i will go to the gym end exercise. XD im so out of shapre im not sure if i can take an hour of kickboxing, but well see :3
goodluck to me being productive today~
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him he turned to look.
He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh my GOD.!...."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky:
"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?" "Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the Bear a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out, the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "LORD, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through CHRIST our LORD, Amen."
so today, i have to study substitution method, recurse-tree method, master method and math induction. oh how i HATE math. im starting to dislike 'theory of algorithms' because it has too much math. i cant wait to start on the actual problems and algorithm solutions! >:E
also today, i will go to the gym end exercise. XD im so out of shapre im not sure if i can take an hour of kickboxing, but well see :3
goodluck to me being productive today~