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i feel bad :( i went to my dads room to get alcohol to clean my ear piercings and he stood in the way so i had to get real close to him... unfortunately, my hair stank from all the cigarettes i smoked and this dumb guy in the table beside me who kept puffing in my direction :( i just feel bad cos my dad is so disappointed in me for not being able to quit smoking properly..
why dont i quit permanently you ask...? HAHAHAHA. fuck. i just cant yet. :P hopefully my lungs survive the abuse until i decide to stop... >_<
on the side note, ive been having this foodtrip this saturday. just this afternoon, i had adobo rice, cheeseburger meal from mcdo chicken strips and sisig+rice... i really have to get back in shape. pigging out without gainin weight means im losing muscle mass~ :*( i miss going to the gym regularly.
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
why dont i quit permanently you ask...? HAHAHAHA. fuck. i just cant yet. :P hopefully my lungs survive the abuse until i decide to stop... >_<
on the side note, ive been having this foodtrip this saturday. just this afternoon, i had adobo rice, cheeseburger meal from mcdo chicken strips and sisig+rice... i really have to get back in shape. pigging out without gainin weight means im losing muscle mass~ :*( i miss going to the gym regularly.
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.