Um, hi? I totally disappeared after making my last post, if you happened to notice, sorry about that! I don't know what happened, but with (horrible, horrible) work when I get home I either want to be socialising or sleeping or am too tired to move off the sofa and end up watching a lot of football (speaking of, wow Germany, I'm for Holland all the way!) Spend my last weekend in London and this one having friends over so haven't actually read my flist in way too long. Oops. Will try to truly catch up now!
I can't believe I missed Johnny's birthday! Fail. Have more or less caught up with fandom now via _skating and I just have to say that we really have the best canon ever. I just love that there are so many things that if someone was to write would seem crazy, but are real life in skating. (just saw the MOI bus vid, possibly the greatest video ever made? And Johnny's closet confessions, and also he looks ridiculously beautiful in his bday pics, does he not? GARVIN! Also saw the NNN awards, which could be renamed to the Johnnys, I love it that everyone loves him. Also!
In this video he calls Evan, Britney! ~Obviously~ ships Evan/Stephane!)
I finally watched the Be Good Johnny Weir finale, which had some lovely moments, but I think that knowing everything about Johnny's life in the last few months made watching it a lot less exciting. Still, here are my thoughts.
I am not worried about Johnny, I am worried about me! What if they take me!
STFU TARA!
Stephanie Handler, you are awesome and I adore you as does Galina, omg adorable!
It's just more people hating me for whatever reason.
;___; Oh Johnny, he keeps saying that he doesn't care, when the opposite is very much obvious.
OMG People in High School making fun of him for having a versace book bag, Johnny I heart you so much!
I never noticed the golden lightning bolt in that outfit! (heeee!)
The diet thing makes me so sad, I don't understand how athletes aren't allowed to eat surely he uses up lots of calories.
No russian clothes. :((
They called me Johnny Queer and made a blowjob *pause* gesture! I don't actually blowjob gesture people unless I actually want one. I want to say okay if you want a blowjob present your penis!
aaa, SO ANGRY ON HIS BEHALF. I mean he turns it to hilarity, but the fact that even at his EVERYDAY practice ring he has to deal with homophobia. :(((((((((((((((
Where is the fic of Johnny getting pursued? I want a slow seduction by someone. Okay, Evan. Like, tries to seduce him, but in a really creepy way, with all these anonymous notes and flowers and Johnny thinks he has a dangerous stalker!
TANITH <3333
JOHNNY'S WHOLE FAMILY IN PINK AND BLACK <3333
Despite the lack of actual footage, almost crying here, oh Johnny.
Evan Lysacek was in second with solid performance and that's all I want to say about his performance. (Also I love his hatred of PChan)
Also does Vaceslav really say his panties are very loose after Evan's performance? What?
Patty is my fave. <333
Hello Boys! (I need the gif of this in my life!)
The Vanity fair shoot *__*
He really does get asked the same things over and over and over again, and maybe he snaps, but I am always amazed at how he handles it.
Hello Paris, I don't know why I used to dislike you, I think you are pretty great!
I keep trying to give Tara the benefit of the doubt, but her saying he didn't go to worlds because he wanted to famewhore instead, even if it's true is not nice or professional.
I really want Johnny to go to FIT and be awesome, but he really freaked out by all the hard work reality of it.
With the Stars on Ice thing, how does Jeremy get to go? How is Tara his agent?
I am so glad he and Galina are okay again.
Once he is old and doesn't know the skaters as people, he won't be able to give good unbiased reviews? Really, Johnny, I think the word you are looking for here is biased...
Tanith!!! (IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE THEM BEING FRIENDS, I WISH I COULD HEAR THEIR STORIES AND SHOP WITH THEM, THIS IS MY FAVE NEW BIT)
TARA, HOW CAN YOU SUCK SO MUCH, SERIOUSLY? Though that really is a good impression of her, Johnny!
DRESS TIME, WAIT DID HE JUST SAY WE THE GAYS, RULE THE WORLD. :DDDD
Rocking chairs on the patio LOVE
He doesn't miss skating :((
Sasha!!
I didn't think he will say anything about retirement, though it is clear to me that he is retired, I really hope Season 2 actually happens.
I know that who follows who on Twitter doesn't mean anything and yet I can't help but get mad at Evan for not only no longer following Anna, but he hasn't mentioned her once since they lost, even when they attend events together and dance together AND to make this look worse she constantly tweets at and about him and retweets him, constantly! Maybe there is a good reason for that, but I really can't think of one in fact without DWTS to remind me of Evan's lolzy site, all I see is constant promotion and dullness, I don't remember why I ever liked Evan any more. :(((( I hope his new haircut is really nice.
Also, Yana follows Evan which is hilarious. Her awesomeness makes it easier to tolerate Plushenko.
Real life news in brief: I hate my job, including the people, I love my friends, a mascarade ball, an impromptu photoshoot with a feather boa in broad daylight, Tapas Fantasticas, wine tasting, death by hayfever, too much alcohol, ups and downs.